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i loooooove this one

how many years after like 2012 does it take to get marianne to just wear like a horse ear headband instead of one of those full face horse masks that the most annoying dude you knew in college brought to the harlem shake video (she likes it because she feels unperceived despite being in-costume)

tag you put under your fic when you read books that are thinly veiled taylor swift rpf romances

hello personoomfs i was on a five hour long podcast about persona 5 where we mostly talked about queer reads of characters and how sae niijima is a flop queen AND i went out of my way to be the akechi defender, just for you, the girl reading this right now

even better…delicious

i’m gonna suck them up with a straw

really funny that gene park was able to trick so many people into thinking he was a woke guy by doing 30 libposts a day for 15 years but the problem is if you’re an establishment DC lib then that’s the same as being triple hitler literally anywhere else in the world

i just think it’s crazy!! the only way he’s Singular is that mouthwashing is like 80 minutes long and entirely about this event so there’s nothing else to mythologize about this character he is just a guy who sucks

you can’t be like hey remember the moment where you turn the corner and jimmy is behind the fence?? he’s not like a video game monster in that way, mouth washing is just a game about being terrorized by this guy in the ways these guys do that directly irl it’s so crazy to me

this one not as weird to me tbh. we lost that war 25 years ago. and also the guy from mouthwashing is not one ugly symbolic aspect of a complicated psychological tableau from a game most of his fans haven’t played. his whole thing is just that he’s a rapist which makes it less understandable to me

found out that mouthwashing has official merch last night and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. people at cons buying chibi anime style keychains of the rapist guy from mouthwashing. the people who made mouthwashing selling chibi anime style keychains of the rapist guy from mouthwashing

lorelei spends roughly 40 years trying to do this to her mother with varying degrees of success

isn’t it normal for friends to discuss their common interests

this is just how crystal and i hang out

you forget that they’re a tiny bee…no chopping required…a pleasant stay in a cool environment…doesn’t that sound nice

hey hey hey. what do you think i mean

i’ll fridge you if you want

personally i’d crush his hands in a car door but we all have our vices

this is ethan from resident evil obviously

i’ve seen some of the shit they put in the game down the line and it’s wayyyyy better but mannn put them at the end of careers lmao

the thing is i would simply much rather watch a single well animated idol concert with a unique song and unique choreography than watch a plug and play version with really generic music and dancing every time i finish a race

breathless is a movie about how heterosexuals have to work so hard to find the same kind of love that comes so easily to you or me. they don’t get there in this one but it’s a valiant attempt. well ok it’s kind of a shitty attempt but they do put their hearts into it. well ok patricia puts her hear-

i like rabbits…

it has a cool mega…

i fear i’m also on lopunny these days but i’m normal about it

okay how’d i do

sorry for the incoming RANT gamers but i’m just so sick of how game freak takes their unfortunate situation with short dev times and overwork and cuts smart corners to still deliver creative and fun games with an eye for change and improvement wherever possible! make some damn slop why don’t you!!

it’s interesting that you assumed this was about a gamer youtuber…but yes of course i will do this for you crystal let me rev up my engines

something so charming about coming across a youtuber who refers to her videos as “rants” in this day and age. you really locked your whole thing down in like 2010 and never looked back. the world could be so simple if i would only choose such a life for myself

i’ve never lied about scarlet and violet. they’re the best ones.