Ren Mariko the Green Mage 🪄

Back on Bluesky today for no particular reason... 😅

Started my first DND campaign today. It was fun! I'm now a Level 2 Grave Cleric 🪄 #dnd #gnome #cleric

Car next to me at the light had a "Follow Jesus" and a Buc-ee's sticker on the window. But we all know it was Moses who famously parted traffic on I-35 to get to the Promised Land of Buc-ee's 🦫 #justtexasthings #bucees

Finally finished Section 2 of my YTT200! #ytt200 #myvinyasapractice #yogateachertraining

And if you have a toe ring I automatically assume you or your partner have a foot fetish. No judgement tho.

Something I've learned from 10 years as a massage therapist is a lot of people still wear toe rings. Like, it's more than you think.

I finished 2 health coaching clients this week 🥹 So proud of my bbs and the progress they made. Baby steps are key to big changes! #healthcoach

Told me not to tell anyone he broke up with me (coworkers, or posting publicly to FB) because I would just "make him look bad." I was 14 weeks pregnant. He told our coworkers it was mutual. He is an Aquarius.

happy pride to all who celebrate, let’s all be insufferable this month

HAPPY PRIDE!! Get your flags and your bricks out 🏳️‍🌈💗💛💙

When you thought your kid's soccer season was over, only to get an email that there's one more game (they extended due to a week being rained out) AND you're assigned to bring the snacks 🫠 #momproblems

The Local's List 2025 Ballot Select the best in local attractions, cuisine, entertainment and more in the Coastal Bend.

If everyone could vote for me (Lauren McNabb, LMT) for this contest that would be super cool 🥹 I know most of the people that follow me are leftists, liberal, queer, autistic or vegan so... Help me out and support my business! 🫶
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Three certificates for continuing education laying on a massage table, with certificate titles and the national board seal

Very proud of my latest CEs! Hot Bamboo Massage, Advanced Muscle Anatomy and Massage Techniques, and Massage & Transgender Populations 🏳️‍⚧️ #inclusivemassagetherapy #transrights #inclusivepractice #lgbtqia

Sheila is my favorite tho, I'd party with her

The biggest mystery so far is wtf is wrong with the calligrapher 🤣🤣🤣

"The Residence" on Netflix is so good!! 🔪🔪🔪

Another day, another white woman fighting for her life in the comments of a Facebook post while she uses the Bible to justify and double-down on her racism 😅

The influencer! 💋

Spencer's is the slutty cousin of the mall.

I finally finished Unit 1 of my Yoga Teacher Training!!

Mark Hoppus wrote a whole memoir just to tell us all his songs have been autobiographical. Amazing. (I'm on Chapter 8.) #farenheit182

The market is in freefall and so are my fucks.

Last night at poker I learned the new Rolexes came out and they're $12,000. But soon they'll be $45-80,000. I do not understand this world. 😅

It's Autism Acceptance/Awareness Month so please be aware that if you are an "Autism Mom" you should not be speaking over actual autistics.

Getting real sick of fake allies 🙄

Just signed another health coaching client!! All my clients are so different, so I'm getting great experience. But I love that they are all focused on HEALTH above all else!! 🥰🌱 #plantbasedhealthcoach

I'm making mini cupcakes for the Farmers' Market birthday party on Wednesday! Half will be Blood Orange and the other half Dark Chocolate 🧁

Perfect, because I will DEFINITELY need a nap later

Worked all night at the poker room and stayed until the taqueria opened 🤣 Now I'm home and have to bake cupcakes, should I listen to Blink 182 to keep me awake or my Yoga Sutras lecture to use my time wisely?? 🤔😅

I thought I had two 4-minute videos left in Unit 1 of my Yoga Teacher Training. Nope, two 4-HOUR videos 🫠 I'll make time to do that.... Eventually. #ytt200