Mandi

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

I feel for the historian who will have to write this saga up in a coherent way in future textbooks

I watched Sirens over the weekend and I few people at work greeted me “hey, hey” just cause that’s how they say hi I guess but I was like 👀🤔

I try to always have fingernails that shine like justice

It’s a special kind of evil that holds this inauguration on MLK day

Facts! 👇🏾👇🏾

i need to say something… i’ve always found wallace & gromit deeply unsettling…. there is evil in the clay

Been sick to my stomach all week

“that ‘no work tomorrow’ sleep be hitting different” followed by a picture of homer simpson sleeping peacefully in bed

I fully understand Attack on Titan in its entirety but omg don’t ask me to explain it

The new SNL cast members are so good 😳

"The Harpy" 24x36 inches, oils on wooden panel

#art #oilpainting #mythology #fantasyart

Can’t believe I’m 30 today 😨

Meme saying I’d like separate bathrooms for MAGAs. I feel unsafe around people who are obsessed with my genitals.

They have a point.

For real though 😍

This isn’t just The Good Place.
It’s The Resistance Place.

Response to post that claimed “women are the scariest and meanest they've been in quite some time”: men were literally tweeting ‘your body my choice’ last week women need to get scarier and meaner

Women: thoughts?

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

Attorney General Matt Gaetz has brought down his first and last sex criminal, Attorney General Matt Gaetz.

❤️❤️ Omg no way I’m obsessed!! 😱

A blurry photo of two cats begging for food. Fishtopher, a brown tabby cat, stands on the floor and looks up, mouth open. Mr Lover, an orange tabby cat, stands on his hind legs and reaches a paw up towards the camera. Both cats are blurry from motion. They are both well fed and a healthy weight, but they do not agree.

good morning from the Breakfast Brigade

Sending you so much love ❤️

Lock down drills at work feel even scarier since the election I hate it

It doesn’t matter if your heart is in the right place, if your head is up your ass.

waiter: would you like to know the one thing on the menu we’re out of tonight?

me: no no I’ll find it thanks

Golden globes snubbing Assad 😡

Assad Zaman being snubbed by golden globes nominations is unfortunately not surprising but is sooooooo upsetting. He MADE that season