@turkhodgins.bsky.social
Espionagist
Flora! I’ve learned that there are two kinds of men who tell no tales: exceptional ladies men and the dead ones.
15.06.2025 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03. But I’ve gone toe to toe with the successor orgs of the Stasi and the KGB. I’ve been in Bulgaria. I don’t know when I’ll next come to America. It frightens me, flora. Frightens me to my last callous.
15.06.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A few points:
1. I’ve not been in the Middle East in years. I no longer speak Farsi like I used to. Had nothing to do with that madness.
2. I love LA. I love Santa Monica and its quirk. I dislike the dodgers as I think they represent American capitalism a bit tooooo on point.
@toddflora.bsky.social Flora!!! Apologies for the radio silence. I was crossing the border beneath the floorboards of a 1970s era moving van. I missed a couple scary days. My heart is low.
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Follow these three requirements and learn lip reading and your surreptitious future is assured.
09.06.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m glad you asked @toddflora.bsky.social There are three requirements:
1. Eat enormous amounts of celery. CAN include ants on a log.
2. Do a book of MadLibs every day and see how often you make yourself laugh.
3. Conduct rigorous calisthenics thrice daily.
Nary a word. Of course my pulse is still almost medically impossibly slow, the beats pound in my ears like a the most ominous timpani.
08.06.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@toddflora.bsky.social !! Coming to you live from inside the boot of a Peugeot in Marseille. No questions please. But we live in dicey times. Hodgins out!
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