Skittles Said Yes 💍 ☕ skittles6

BREAKING: People with no legs walk and man with no brain speaks.

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a woman with red hair is wearing glasses and a white top Alt: Myrtle Snow & her signature red frizzy locks wearing glasses and a white top

This is me.

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It continued:

Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a Tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war.

Why are you the only person saying this?

Trump: Because I just don’t know enough about it.

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The fucking TRUTH.

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🫶🏻💚

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You're not Men™, you've nothing to worry about 😘

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LEGLESS DEAD MEN WALKING

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🎵 Old loves, they die hard
Old lies, they die harder

I wish I had an angel
For one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
Your Virgin Mary undone
I'm in love with my lust
Burning angel wings to dust
I wish I had your angel tonight🎵

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(or deletes)

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He knows he's contradicting himself, right? Like directly?

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No ... No you couldn't

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Corey Parker, 'Will & Grace' actor, dies at 60 after cancer battle Actor Corey Parker, best known for his recurring role on the sitcom "Will & Grace," died at age 60 following a battle with cancer.

Actor Corey Parker, best known for his recurring role on the sitcom "Will & Grace," died at age 60 following a battle with cancer.

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Sorry, I can't help it, I laugh every single time I hear this

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Fuck. Suddenly craving a real, long drag on a fresh cigarette.

I quit over 2 years ago.

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the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads

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Evergreen

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Bruh

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

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This is the most Lois Griffin running for mayor ever.

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Uhm

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Odin's beard that's atrocious

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He seriously, genuinely believes "asylum seekers" are people looking for new insane asylums.

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Fucking ghouls

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Everything is 2 weeks forever

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My hair is giving too much Myrtle Snow, not enough raspberry lollipop & now I feel like I wasted $5

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Eating their own

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i’ve lived in minnesota for eight months as of today and now i can’t imagine living anywhere else

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