I wish I could manifest a $5 pre-war Gibson. It appears my manifestation powers are not that good.

Time is your friend. Time is your enemy. However, time will never be your frenemy.

One can only assume that YouTube is allowing AI place ads in the stupidest places in the middle of videos. Even the laziest human couldn't put them in a worse spot.

Don't let your toast touch the water

That NFL dude killed himself in a porta potty?

Personal narrative and oral history of the lesser characters in society is fascinating.

One generation picked the number 23 as a guiding light. The next generation picked 11 as a guiding light. It looks like this generation has picked 67. Have fun finding that on your clock.

I miss the days of my youth when my library card was an important object.

Donna Jean Godchaux. Good night and thanks for the ride.

Will Linus get beaten up by ICE while waiting for the Great pumpkin?

Seriously, how does one open up a tub of tofu without water shooting out everywhere? I tried cutting the plastic off and pulling the plastic off with the same results.

It wasn't my worst idea ..... adding broccoli to the rice in the pressure cooker didn't really work out the way I thought it was going to.

Waymo cars are like clown cars weaving and bobbing in circles and going nowhere.

Waymo is proof self-driving cars are far from being perfect and It could be years or even decades before they are ready for the road.

My dog was rather scared about the news of cuts to SNAP benefits. Calmed him down by explaining snap is not an acronym for squirrel nuts and pork.

Cthulhu laughs at nuclear testing.

The grocery store was out of the yakisoba noodles. I have no plan B.

Now offering bell pepper levels of spice.. otherwise known as a whole lot of nada.

I bet the first thing he says after he builds his ballroom is let them eat cake...

Another year down. Now I'm staring down 56.

They used to plant victory gardens. Now we have to plant food gardens just to survive a toxic political environment.

Instagram is telling me that I've put up 20,000 stories. Sounds like a lot. Also sounds fairly accurate.

I swear I've been 55 for 2 years. Tomorrow I hit 56.

I think I picked up about a hundred albums at the thrift store over the last few days. I am almost out of record cleaning solution. I was also able to pick up a few CDs. It is amazing how many empty CD cases exist in thrift stores.

They tell me last night's game went 18 innings... I thought the game sucked at 9 innings... I wonder how many people hung themselves out of boredom.

Forced into a Taco Bell the other night ... they had shrunk the menu board so much wife couldn't even read it with her glasses on.

I am finding more and more that when I am at a fast food restaurant it doesn't matter if I say for here or to go.. it almost always comes in a bag. The rare times I get a tray for my food it never has the paper liner.

I think you're right on that one.

I think on average any musician who put out albums in the '60s OR 70s made horrible albums in the '80s.

Finding a David Grisman album at the thrift store was not on my bingo card .... I guess it was my lucky day.