High School English Hashira

Hey twin!

if she don’t feel safe w you, how could she feel sexy w you?

I assume they know. I am 44.

That “bomb threat,” on Southwest a few days ago was nothing but a Muslim man who’s phone timer went off, because he set an alarm to PRAY for Ramadan.

Fucking hate people

"uninstalled" meaning no longer alive.

oh hell no, the whole world is trying to kill me anyway, hands off

Soon.

Brilliant 🏆

Isata Kanneh-Mason absolutely tears through Rachmaninoff’s fiendish Piano Concerto No. 3 with the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra.

Thanks for the heads up. Getting from Parkville to Columbia should be fun this morning.

So im late to tell y’all I’m officially became a cat granddaddy this morning😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Babies!!!

I want yall to know that everything happening in the Epstein files is as American as Apple Pie.

What I mean is literally everything those affluent white men and women are doing to children is the same exact thing they did to slaves during the American Slave Trade. Welcome to my TedTalk.

Same

Good morning. How are you?

Agreed.

There is nothing wrong with folding for a beautiful, seductive, enchanting, tantalizing woman. That’s how God intended romantic relations. I exist and you fold.

Feeling that lost hour for sure this morning

Being my friend just know ima tell you what you need to hear and not always what you wanna hear.

If he wanted to, he would.

Can we call the station and ask them not to play it with Chris? And just the normal version? Cause I feel like as soon as Leon got hot l. It was pushed on us. I don't want that bullshit, I want Leon.

"Train up a child!"

...so that they may play your younger version and skip the creepy de-aging vfx

Israel blew up Iran’s oil storage facilities, creating a giant black cloud over Tehran. Then it started raining with the oil in the air. Now everything is stained in black.
Remember, original claim was that we were going in to help the Iranian people - how does this free Iranian people?
#TrumpWar

Sign on white paper, stuck on a vending machine: "OUT OF ORDER Removing this sign will not make it work"

Monday Mood

@funsizesnicker.bsky.social I like how our avis kind of match.

🫂🫂🫂 *claims because yes*

In many cases, “mental health” is the scapegoat diagnosis for absolutely changeable, systemic, material circumstances.

Five fewer hours of work a week and $5K more a year would change a lot of people’s lives.

Dark skin men make me drool, my GOD! Just fineeeeeeee

an exhausted orange cat, on a pillow, yawning widely

Give me my fucking hour back. I need it