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High School English Hashira

@sleepyteach82.bsky.social

Chronically weird. Terminally Unserious. Laughing to avoid worsening mental health. Poly, but picky.

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Introvert life hack:

Start every phone call with β€œmy battery is almost dead,” that way you can hang up on them at anytime.

03.03.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 19

This kind of stuff dates back to the Crusades. Like religion is the cover but even back then the Papacy really just wanted all the gold in the Middle East

03.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sewage!?

03.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A sewage pipe burst in my building and it's spilling raw sewage on the floor and my ED was like "you can go home if you want"

Yes Susan. I want. Yo quiero. TF?!?

03.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You’ll only get so far faking it. Do the work.

02.03.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Making jokes about homeless people panhandling with their cashapp name on a sign is not funny to me. Bitch they’re keeping up with the times now send them $1 or get tf on.

03.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 15

growing up i thought the poconos was an exotic destination or something. lol whole time it's in fucking pennsylvania

03.03.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Shaming people with good hygiene habits.

03.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AND THEN DO THE SELF WORK.

NO, THE THERAPIST CANNOT DO IT FOR YOU.

03.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Pisces.

03.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍

03.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes that’s how u supply a nigga with that safe space, being the person to show him that his safe space needs to start with himself, and the only way u get there is by doing the work by yourself

03.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably should've read her book before confirming her.... but hey....

03.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hurting is passive, but healing is active. Making things happen is always harder.

03.03.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peace

03.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sleep.

03.03.2026 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's BIG. ❀️

03.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

03.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Women's History Month!

Ladies!
Quote with a photo where you felt like your very best womanly self.

03.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta brew the cinnamon with the coffee tho , for the best experience

I add the brown sugar AFTER it’s brewed

03.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well shit, I thought this whole time that we can’t address healthcare, education, or housing because we have to have 6 trillion bombs, apparently we don’t even have that. Cool.

03.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot to post my nails yesterday. Give em the blues. πŸ©΅πŸ’…πŸ½

03.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AMAZING!!!

03.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Walking away after 16.

03.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see

03.03.2026 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This gon hit the NYC nursing community like crack cocaine

03.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Now keep in mind that I'm an artist, and I'm sensitive about my shit.

03.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

best time that i did.

03.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Yep.

03.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2