Lisa Vollrath

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

I will be available to watch this, since I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than watch 🍊 get inaugurated again.

Veganism is an ethical stance. Either you believe that animal exploitation is wrong, or you don't.

Oh, yay. I'm being terrorized by an insurance adjuster. She's tried to call me 5 times in the last hour, while emailing and texting that we MUST speak on the phone.

Honey, did you miss the "I never answer this phone" outgoing message? Just email me.

This is the face of a dog who kept me up until 4am. He'd whine, I'd take him out, he'd eat grass, we'd go in, he'd sleep snuggled against me for 10 minutes, then get up, hork up the grass he ate, and whine. Lather, rinse, repeat, all night long.

Not cool, dude.

It's good to have goals.

Oh, yay. Someone broke into my car.

Yeah. I do this kinda thing on both TT and Lemon8. I'm LisaSmellsGood in both places.

Oh dear. I looked at an apartment painted this color. It made me sad.

Yes ma'am!

This really is a photo of two dogs. Honest.

They're very matchy.

What is the deal with dudes with no posts following me on my socials?

Bud, whatever it is, I am too smart and too queer to be your target audience. K?

I just jumped over here from TikTok, where the last comment I read was a 🚩🚩🚩 saying all liberal women should be gassed.

What's that saying about being doomed to repeat history?

Sorry. This is not the antidepressant you are looking for.

The thing about fascism: it doesn't last.

Sooner or later, it fails, or people can't afford food and heat and medicine for their kids, and the fascists get overthrown.

Course correction incoming...

It finally got cold here today, so the dogs that normally sleep on opposite ends of the sofa have formed their first Fall cuddle puddle.

I think it would tickle too much.

Dr. Oz? Really?

I hate this show already.

Dude, I just frantically hunted down how to turn on adult content for you 💙

Oh, I love this for them.

Fresh color.

Hey. I started a new TikTok account this week, for my attempts to smell good on a budget.

Don't laugh.

www.tiktok.com/@lisasmellsg...

Oh, I miss the days of the Fail Whale 💙

At least it's something he knows about.

Watched Emilia Pérez on Netflix this morning.

I don't usually like watching films with subtitles, or musicals, and this was both, sort of.

Beautifully done. I'm glad I stayed with it.

OK, I'm here.