tyler, not from the internet

Ordered a double Patron repo before my flight. #mistakesweremade

Double toasting at Subway is S-tier

Taco Tuesday has a different ring to it when ICE kicks down the door.

I get aphasia.. does that add to my awesomeness? I don't know JJ Abrams tho.

Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

I'm about to break out my shillelagh over this shit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... That's uncalled for. Fig newtons are most definitely Cincinnati... Possibly Detroit. They have endearing qualities but you just have to look for them.

I'm sure I'm yelling into an empty hallway, but SWA can suck a fat one with them removing free bags. It just kicks the little guy and encourages even more people to attempt to carry luggage on.

Bet

{insert swooning woman here}.. Save the weak and feeble women and children 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Loser.... I mean... Your bard probably got his ass kicked by an Ogre.

I hear ya. There is so much to hike and see. It was busy so there were a ton of people but it was worth every minute. Lots of small trash left about due to lazy inexperienced hikers but still beautiful.

That's a solid price. Each area has a lot to do. Banff is wonderful but I am not sure it's more than a day wonderful. It was summer for me tho.

I forgot to do this yesterday. Fuck Nazis. Especially Illinois Nazis.

The four vodkas I've already had today made me include a second unnecessary "really". You get to choose which one didn't apply.

I really want some brown drink but was really trying to give myself two days of detox.

Stopped back by bsky after a trip to Reddit. They've got some self importance misconceptions.

Headed to the polar vortex and #TRBAM. Wishing safe travels and an eventful week.

I hope the bridges I burn light your way in 2025.

I just prefer manslaughter. It ages well.

Pin for scale.

A smoked brisket using just the Point which is the thicker, fattier section.

Just the tip.

I plowed through that earlier today. It was a little exhausting

I'm here for the alt text

It was fine when they were doing it to black people, but now they’re doing it to ME! bsky.app/profile/ronf...

I think I'm too much of the nit wit kind rather than just the wit version.

Me: How are we this morning?
My brain: Great!
Me: Then why is my right frontal cortex pounding in pain?
My brain: *humming* Just another manic Monday....