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a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him ALT: a cartoon skeleton with horns and the words until next time below him

(waits for next big criterion sale)

03.12.2024 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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sorry @criterion.bsky.social

I’ve escaped your devious clutches this time!

03.12.2024 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

DAD: ohohoho she got hit with a jar of honey!

18.11.2024 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MOM: did his fingers get cut off??? kkkkkkk!

18.11.2024 03:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MOM: hahahaha his teeth popped out!

18.11.2024 03:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

STATHAM: “I have to protect the hive”

DAD: ah, the title has multiple meanings!

18.11.2024 03:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DAD: oh I saw a YouTube video that condensed this movie into 20 minutes!

ME:

18.11.2024 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MOM: will the hero stop the scammers from stealing the money?

ME: …

18.11.2024 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Statham holds a potato sack of bees)

MOM: I’m scared the bees will come out

DAD: bees are scary

18.11.2024 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Parents just started THE BEEKEEPER (2024). They don’t know anything about it. Dad asked for a single sentence logline; I refused

18.11.2024 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

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