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(waits for next big criterion sale)

sorry @criterion.bsky.social

I’ve escaped your devious clutches this time!

DAD: ohohoho she got hit with a jar of honey!

MOM: did his fingers get cut off??? kkkkkkk!

MOM: hahahaha his teeth popped out!

STATHAM: “I have to protect the hive”

DAD: ah, the title has multiple meanings!

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DAD: oh I saw a YouTube video that condensed this movie into 20 minutes!

ME:

MOM: will the hero stop the scammers from stealing the money?

ME: …

(Statham holds a potato sack of bees)

MOM: I’m scared the bees will come out

DAD: bees are scary

Parents just started THE BEEKEEPER (2024). They don’t know anything about it. Dad asked for a single sentence logline; I refused