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Harley Danger Heartsβ™₯οΈπŸ’‹

@scorpioxoxo.bsky.social

Hi, I’m Harley & I’m a fucking weirdo πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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This is what my Sunday looked like 🍞 🫢

It’s cover page worthy πŸ“•

Proud of myself πŸ₯Ή

Think it’s maybe a sign I should get back into bread making πŸ‘©β€πŸ³ πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ’•

26.01.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only bacon can fix this level of β€œchaotic ass catastrophe” type shit of a day I’ve been having.

Where the fuck is 5 O’clock at?! 🀬

24.01.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

See I have no idea why some people don’t like dinosaurs πŸ¦• they literally are the team players here lol πŸ˜‚

23.01.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst time ever for that chain of messages to not send like that 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

23.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Maya. She hopes you find something you love even half as much as she loves sledding. 14/10 (IG: mayamoo_golden)

22.01.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4204    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 27
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a small white dog is running on a wooden floor next to a blue refrigerator ALT: a small white dog is running on a wooden floor next to a blue refrigerator

No doubt πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

22.01.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a dog is looking out of a window at balloons and donuts ALT: a dog is looking out of a window at balloons and donuts

Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it’s everyone new favorite bakery hangout

22.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding a pair of converse shoes in her hand ALT: a woman is holding a pair of converse shoes in her hand

Everyone wants to chill after school all of a sudden lol πŸ˜‚

22.01.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

22.01.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahah it could be a crazy messy vocabulary situation yes πŸ€­πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ now you’re just doing it on purpose 🀭

21.01.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting at a table with a glass of wine and says " i totally get that " ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a glass of wine and says " i totally get that "

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ«Ά

21.01.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha good πŸ‘ everyone needs a good laugh n me being a goofy walrus will totally make that happen πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfao Ralphie is counting those big loss numbers with tears in his eyes lol πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is laughing with a #youngertv watermark on the bottom ALT: a woman is laughing with a #youngertv watermark on the bottom

πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a chef 's hat is standing over a pile of dough . ALT: a man wearing a chef 's hat is standing over a pile of dough .

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ no excuses for being a mess maker lol

21.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ hahaha β€œartsy” is the safe description word πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The smell of old world books is something else. Shit could be bottled like a drug and I’d buy it 100%. Just thinking about old book smells gives me goosebumps lol I know I’m fucking weird πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You got a visual of me doing that didn’t you? πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ well Ralph can’t have it back and he’ll have to pay if he wants it to hit the floor lmfao πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Armpit fetish?! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I mean I got nice pits tho so I get it and they’re waxed too so πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

21.01.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
21.01.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that post is from like 10 months ago now prior so sorry sir I cannot stop it for it’s already happened.

21.01.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was feeling artsy n creative

21.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could get lost in places like that and be totally okay with losing the outside world for hours upon hours at a time. Books have always held a very special place in my heart ❀️

21.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s straight forward and simple. To the point and no sugar coating shit πŸ’©

21.01.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to and John’s face says it all πŸ€­πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guilty. I’ve done that and the walrus tusks too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a white crop top with a pony on it ALT: a man wearing a white crop top with a pony on it

I’m dead πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

21.01.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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