Gremlin Gal

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

I dreamt I was a bunny // I dreamt I was a cat // The dreams in which I'm flying are the ones when I'm a bat.

Same old line we heard during Desert Storm.

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

See? And this is why you'll never make it as a landlord. You gotta charge big buckaroos for that premium whimsy space.

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

"When you're a Republican, you just let them do it."

– some pustulent, bloviating, monstrous old guy, probably

Thank you for this.

I know it's really, really bad out there and terrifying for a lot of us - especially those of us in marginalized demographics. But the future needs you in it; please don't give up hope.

ME: if bologna is pronounced “baloney” then lasagna is pronounced “lasaney”

WAITER: ok would you like grated cheese on your lasaney

a white orb covered in black speckles and spots rests on a dark sofa cushion. the left side is a dalmatian’s face, tucked in toward her haunches with her thin tail wrapped up to hug her face. she is looking at the camera with one sleepy brown eye.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

It feels a bit shadier/more spiteful, when you consider that Crockett's home district is in Dallas.

So, what I'm reading here is there's still room for sixteen chickens and either an iguana, sugar glider, or a small-to-mid-sized capybara?

Wilde: "I wish I'd said that!"
Byron: "Oh, you will, Oscar. You will."

– Monty Python's Flying Circus 😅

I think there's four basic things you need to do to keep yourself functioning: exercise, sleep, eat, and socialize

In average jobs you can kinda neglect two of those and still basically function for a while

In creative jobs you cannot. Neglecting any of those for too much time leads to burnout

Sometimes I think about how romances written during the Regency era don't have any queer or trans people in them, but we know they existed, and we know they loved.

We know, because we have the arrest records.

Countless romances, told between the lines of police reports.

That would be a tough call between Standing on a Beach, Aion, or Pretty Hate Machine. I guess it depends on how the day was going.

You might not have realized it, but your day needed wolves eating blueberries in it.

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

"Today, I am both disappointed and grateful that I can not set people on fire with my thoughts."

Therapy went well today, I'm just saying.

Buncha GIR watercolors for $45 each!

It’s rent time, so all my watercolors are on sale this week only for $45 each! It’s true. www.etsy.com/shop/RikkiSimons

Pretty sure their next step will be to criminalize existing while transgender; there is apparently already at least one bill in the House of Representatives that would effectively do exactly that.

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE

it will result in dead trans people

and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing

you see the pipeline right?

we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die

WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

If you know someone who is really great at running an RPG, you have got to hold on to them, you know?

Carpe DM, friends!

But I thought you were saving yourself for Gritty? This trip is turning into the strangest polycule ever.

"We know; we know. But the seats on this trolley are soooo comfy. Thoughts and prayers! Thoughts and prayers!"

I was thinking just yesterday about how hard it is to exist currently with neurospicy-associated justice sensitivity.

And now, this. Damn it.

A witch eating a sandwich sitting on the floor near a fridge in their kitchen. There are three ghost cats around the main character. The character is sitting on a wooden floor, one of the boards has been removed and books and potions are hidden under the floor.

Hidden. 😶‍🌫️

True story: you can go to the search function and type in the words "pay rent" and find dozens of people facing eviction posting each hour, for whom a small collection of strangers tossing $25 in the hat can mean the difference between a warm bed and the street, and reader, it feels so good to do.

drawing of a call duck with a screwdriver held in its bill, holding the Demon Core open captioned “peace was never an option”