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Not even close. Not Like Us deserved its success, it’s a HIT. Family Matters is a Diss, but not a Diss to be a HIT & to have the success that Not Like Us did/has…

Glad I Was Able To Still Keep My Job Even Though, I Thought I’d Get Let Go Since, I Can’t Be On The Register, Due To My Disability. Just Hopefully, I Can Stay In The Back, For My Main Receiving Position. ‘Cause If I Get Called Up Front, We’re All Fucked!… Lol

90s Nostalgia Doctor. A doctor points to a CE scan and says I'm sorry Mr. Kkowalski, but you have a brain tumor." He solemnly winces "she's lump." He dispassionately explains "she's lump..." He points to Mr. Kowalski's forehead and says "she's in your head..."

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.

Explain this, humankind

Funny comic strip. Two whales make love with a microphone above them. A person sleeps peacefully listening to “relaxing whale sounds”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Just realized we are less than five years away from the 100th anniversary of movies with sound, and it kinda messed me up.

"Religious institutions that use government power in support of themselves and force their views on persons of other faiths, or of no faith, undermine our civil rights."
"Erecting the 'wall of separation between church and state' is absolutely essential in a free society."
-Thomas Jefferson

Interview Time!

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Don’t Trade Your Heart For Temporary Pleasures. Pleasures Will Come & Go. But The Heart, Will Remain Forever…

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#goth #gothmodel #alternative #altmodel #blackandwhite #dantesquotes

Happy Turkey Day! I Hope Ya Have A Good One! 🖤

I hate when white people get on here talkin about how much they “don’t understand” Kendrick and Drake’s beef and how it’s just two rich guys fighting over ego. It’s so much easier to shut the fuck up than to do that passive aggressive bullshit. ITS NOT FOR YOU THATS WHY BITCH.

Self-care is wearing your AirPods while grocery shopping.

Imma use my first Bluesky post to casually mention that Ted Cruz is a dick.

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I'll say it again, they are fueled on hate and stupidity.

Them ‘Rows were too tight 😂

NO, i am NOT “calming down” because i know whats coming & its going to be very bad, & i still care about this Country.

Funny How, The Term “Woke” Gets Overused Now, & How It Upsets A LOT Of People. Mainly The Far-Right. When 10-15 Years Ago, We Were All, “Woke” a.k.a Wanting EVERYONE To Have Their Rights As A Human Being, & Being Whoever They Wanted To Be. INSANE. Remember Those Times!?…

I've tried explaining this to so many people in my life.
I hate living in a red state.