Pig

Stalking, catfishing & impersonation.

This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.

I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.

Say what you see….

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Times are approx. & will vary

Tiempos aprox. y se varian

Os horarios são aprox. e podem variar

www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/sola...

🇧🇪 @ 11:11 CET
🇨🇦 @ 06:56 NDT
🇩🇰 @ 11:23
🇫🇮 @ 11:43
🇩🇪 @ 11:16
🇮🇸 @ 09:54
🇳🇴 @ 11:22
🇵🇹 @ 09:16
🇪🇸 @ 09:11
🇸🇪 @ 11:30
🇬🇧 @ 09:56

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I’m unapologetically a space nerd 🤓🚀🪐

Today’s partial solar eclipse begins in less than an hour. Double check times with your local news or Astro groups.

Do not look at the sun directly. Use UV glasses or turn your back to the sun & use the selfie function of your phone camera as a mirror.

They’re easy to crack, if, you have the patience to scroll 0000-9999 😂

An update:

Overnight it escaped. It’s done this with various types & sizes of cages. A few minutes ago my balls slipped through the ring. Ouch 😖

I think it’s time to give up on this sort of thing.

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It has actually escaped a cage multiple times.

Once, my balls slipped through my metal cage. Cue a yelp of pain, and deep thud as it hit the floor of the packed rush hour Thameslink I was traveling on.

Also, a few years ago I managed to break a plastic cage when I got hard.

6 days on two occasions:
1 willingly
1 due to a lost key

Each of the dozen or so cages that I’ve worn for +24h have all caused significant pain/discomfort. Most due to the cage twisting 90-180* to the point my balls are consistently twisted over the top of my dick. Ouch. Very, ouch.

Locked for a week 😒

Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦‍♂️

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I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t include part of a Bonnie Tyler gif

‼️🌞SOLAR ECLIPSE🌝‼️

🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)

Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.

40-70% Eclipse:
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Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.

I hate technology that hasn’t been designed with accessibility in mind, that sacrifices simple processes for revenue/data collection

I’m on the edge of a breakdown because I can’t do simple, basic things with various sites, platforms & devices

I feel stupid & left behind

I can’t be the only one?

What size are they?

I’m published under Porky Bitchy Smelly, I wrote Frankenswine

The Pig & The Bulgarian

Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug

Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.

More or less jars than Binks?

Until….🤪⚡️💥⚡️

At Heathrow…. 🤐

It’s oh so still… 🤫

It’s oh so quiet… 🤫

🥵

This stuff happens regularly, across the U.S. & around the world, daily. It has done for years.

After a high profile crash, the media and the public become hyper aware and overly sensitive of incidents that would have gone unreported in the media had it not been for a recent high profile incident.

Who said you have substance? I wouldn’t take that lying down, if I weren’t you.

One of my regulars came to get a full service on his hole. We’ve been meeting once every couple of months for a few years. It never ceases to amaze me how much, and how consistently, he fires off his muck.💦🍆

It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah

Hot as hell cocksucker 😈🐽

I get all the good ones 😂

At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.

I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…

(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)

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He didn’t notice anything amiss within that list either.

Top Kinks: Sneax, Lions, Tigers, Socks, Bears, Sweat, Pits, Ohmai, Rimming, Rough, Dom/sub, QVC, Smells

And: Ripe footy kit, humiliation, Eye of Sauron, piss, breath control, outdoor, filth, yoda, choking, throat fuck, BDSM, mummification, verbal kittens, anon, restraint, role play, FF, cruising….

Not suffering fools or village idiots tonight.

Someone clearly hasn’t read anything on one of my my hook up app. What I’m into is clearly stated, and would be visible to anyone but Hellen Keller if they’d just look dowels. and the schmuck asked me “What u into”

I added a little flair to my list: