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Children and the elderly make up the majority of SNAP benefit recipients. So while Texas Republicans in Congress enjoy their self-inflicted vacation. Texans starve! #TrumpShutdown

a rabbit wearing sunglasses is sitting on a bed with the words `` i just got good '' above it . Alt: a rabbit wearing sunglasses is sitting on a bed with the words `` i just got good '' above it .

I could get so many ladies if I had this...I'd ba a stud-nay-THE stud.

On-line dating and professional help.

a man wearing glasses and a bow tie smiles next to a little girl Alt: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie smiles next to a little girl

Earnest P. Worrell taught me everything i know about holiday decorating and nuculer physics.

Satanic Temple to provide meals after EBT cancellation

I doubt he has anything TO jack off.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

The Ice Bear 🐻‍❄️ thinks ICE is giving ice 🧊 a bad name.

My copy of the polar express.

My copy of the grinch

Appeals court gives Judge Cannon ultimatum over Jack Smith’s final report (AlterNet) U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon just got a stern warning from the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals to do her job before her superiors take over. That's ac...

This is like telling Hannibal lecter you have 60 days to stop killing and eating people or else.

I don't understand why we keep giving Trump's sycophants more time or more excuses. She's had enough chances, the time is NOW.

Spooky season might be over, but I'm not done with vampires just yet! #DuinoIsLive

Continuing my first playthrough of Symphony of the Night! Turns out Dracula has TWO castles?? The HOA is NOT gonna be happy about this, dude

Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

bougghh

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

My knees popped and I threw my back out just from making this meme.

Waiting for someone to produce a giant, cozy deer plushie that I can cuddle, because ikea Blahaj Is winning the snuggle department. Oh! And the gator from creep cat.

I think i saw one at the mall the other day.

Don’t let this fool ya.
I can’t wait to flaggelate

Pritzker Drop’s F-Bomb and Tells ICE To Get Out Of Illinois, Newsom Slams Trump’s Madness, and Crockett Calls Out GOP SNAP Failures Reality has entered the chat

Pritzker Drop’s F-Bomb and Tells ICE To Get Out Of Illinois, Newsom Slams Trump’s Madness, and Crockett Calls Out GOP SNAP Failures open.substack.com/pub/dworkin/...
The good news of the day from Scott Dworkin:
"Trump and his cronies can go f*ck all the way off"
Love Pritzker❤️

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳✊💙🇺🇸

MILON'S SECRET CASTLE

MILON'S SECRET CASTLE

Head of NASA Threatens to Ground Every Single Commercial Flight Before Thanksgiving (Futurism) Transportation secretary Sean Duffy, who’s also serving as NASA’s interim administrator, threatened to ground all commercial flights in the United States ahe...

Trump is cancelling Thanksgiving.

Do not plan on air travel this year. Stay home and make the rich pay by doing nothing.

#USAIDDay
FriendsofUSAID
@friendsofusaid.bsky.social
"🗓️ Why 11/3? It was USAID’s birthday 🎂🎈the day JFK created USAID in 1961
💁 All you gotta do is do is take a moment to make life a little bit better—for the people and places around you—just like USAID did 🕊️🌍

Can you spare a minute to help this campaign? Posthumously Make Ace Frehley An Honorary Astronaut (He Deserves Nothing Less)

www.change.org/p/posthumous...

Flopped boy

Woah!!!

I have retroactively purchased a house in 1967 and ratified the 1967 purchase price. It's just that easy.

Screencrap of a tweet from @turtoldacc: "nerd in movie: you’re gonna wanna see this badass guy: what's going on? nerd: theyre overriding the mainframe badass guy: english, glasses! nerd: theyre fucking our pussys! badass guy: now you're speaking my language *cocks gun*" I've scrawled over "english" and replaced it with "french"

Louvre security guards using the numpad for the first time:

Dear France, if you hire me I will make sure that the Louvre's video surveillance server password is "Louvre01!"