Aaron Harleman

Mothman seems a bit excessive. A whole man that’s a moth? Unnecessary. Mothface is all you’d need to scare me. A dude with the face of a moth. That’s the perfect amount of scary.

Let my last day too be spent denouncing genocide and talking shit about the enemies of the people.

Pope died.

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Thing I overheard in Ashland Oregon today.

“I’ve started making Native American art with AI and it feels so good to be creative.”

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How can people who grew up KNOWING that Girls Gone Wild had no black girls deny America is racist?

Save money on Easter this year by painting rocks and then after finding them you can throw them at ICE.

If you think these charges against Russell Brand are new please remember that Cosby was a known secret for years.

Ok, but what were Cory Bookers laughs per minute?

Not to brag but… my farts sound like a rubber shotgun being fired under water.

This is how you dress when you never got over the fact that you got cucked.

Getting real tired of everyone not loving me.

No one can take a serious look at JD Vance and say God doesn’t mix up the genders a bit.

Some dude bros were paying each other $20 for every heckle they yelled and I ridiculed them to the point that they left.
Not bad for 5 minutes of work.

Good things are coming my way. #blessed

Geraldo Rivera was fired for revealing troop movements. Is this relevant to anything currently going on?

Ok, so he’s gonna be a good guy American soldier.
What are you going to name him?
Freedom Fighter?
Nope.
Major Liberty?
Nah.
Joe Commando?
No.
Well what then?
Sgt. SLAUGTER!
That… that kinda sounds like a bad guy.
Nah, he’s good I promise.
#wrestling

Must be easy to plan world domination when the Secretary of Defense is a moron.

Joe Rogan is a bad comedian, he got famous for talking to people far and away better comedians than he is. He is a Comedy Culture Vulture. Kat Williams told him to his face that Joe is bad at comedy and all these simps keep pretending he’s gods gift to comedy.

Dang, Marjorie Taylor Greene should not have gotten that pixie cut.

Portland is the only city I’ve ever seen the opposite of Truck Nuts in. And yes it was a Subarussy.

Listen, it’s terrible, but Juju Watkins is what J.K. Rowling names a wizard from the Caribbean.

Dang, the Secretary of Defense will just be texting anybody.

Just ate one of Safeway’s new Mango Habanero chickens whole. This is me now.

Apparently I have this thing called Emotional Detachment. It’s this thing where you ACT LIKE A F*CKN’ MAN!

There is literally no correct way to eat a chicken thigh.

That’s awesome.

The right is having a conniption fit over Bill Burr because they can’t understand how a man can become a better person.

This morning I put on sock, underwear, sock. My energy is gonna be weird all day.