James Richards

Murdered by Israel, you fucking weasel.

See also British troops introducing curry powder to Berliners' sausages for Currywurst!

You Nazis will pay for your crimes. Scum.

He didn't, he called people banging on about forming a British terror organisation and claiming that the IRA had mass support morons.

If he wants to torch his reputation and be despised by the fans then that's up to him. I'll be hoping he has a miserable short career after leaving us if he manages to push his way out.

Exactly. He should be given every possible encouragement to take the off ramp back to the squad. A good season scoring goals, then he can kindly fuck off to Barça or PSG with a slap on the back. We should let the Scouse Rats know we will never deal with them again.

Alles Gute!

You can't openly agitate for a move and go on strike. Apart from insulting your manager, teammates and fans, you're taking a huge chunk off your value, so you're harming the club in multiple ways for the sake of forcing a move when you could easily just play another season and agree a move later.

Fuck off Crusty, you know nothing about football.

That will also have taken a screenshot I believe.

I think part of the reason why we're so bad at getting bodies in is that we are determined to not make mistakes. Our hit rate has been phenomenal and we don't look like dropping that cautious approach.

Oh, I wouldn't want him, but I'll get behind whoever Eddie gets in!

Not the same situation in the slightest.

So was Gordon. And Isak was a good lad...

Degesh have stopped making Zyklon B now as well.

Getting to the stage where I think we need to set up a crowd fund to get you, Sanjay and Kev Lawson to work as scouts for the club, find someone to hack in to the club emails to send the results to Eddie because I am beginning to doubt we sign anyone else until we get a fucking CEO in.

This all boils down to PIF not replacing Eales when they should have. You can't have a transfer window without any senior execs above the manager.

Untouchable, thanks autocorrect

That description of him as "not u touchable" when he's clearly #4956 in their bomb squad lol

Dipshit.

Somewhat informally...

Good grief

Remaking The Last of Us but all the zombies have great skin!

Is this because we've all been abusing the Chelsea nonces at the Athletic too much?

Just in time to get back from our Brandenburg camping holiday in 17°C clouds and rain all week.

Well you don't want a gale blowing in your gusset!

Maybe bc it seems like it could be a shortened version of gusset