James Richards

Imagine if they actually met demand for the retro training kits... This year and last they sold out, and scalpers made a killing on eBay!

You'd also be turned in to Pol Pot by our press and bumped off by corporate interests.

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It could be the dragon equivalent of jump starting a car...

There is no-one available. We have no spare right-footed centre-half. This pathetic mewling from the club about no-one better being available is merely an excuse from a badly run club full of people too incompetent and lazy to scout and sign players. Until PIF realise this, we're going nowhere.

Lascelles, Livramento and Schär were all effectively out for the season in January and the club decided not to get reinforcements in and now our remaining defenders are all completely fucked. Whoever made this decision should be sacked.

Step one after the takeover should have been doubling the money of everyone in the recruitment teams of Brighton, Bournemouth and Brentford...

I've said this a few times... We should be aiming at being Brighton on steroids rather than trying to compete with the septic six (well, minus Spuds, they don't fish in the same waters as the others either) in the same transfer markets.

Its quite comical to have missed out on Sheikh Mansour because Ashley was so disgusting, only to end up with owners an order of magnitude richer who can't be arsed to actually do anything with us.

If this doesn't happen, we can assume that the Saudis have no real interest in us anymore.

See also being a republican in the UK...

Finland. I once watched and assisted my then 1yr old annihilate a kilogram punnet of amazing strawberries.

The worst one was Joey in possession, edge of the box, two players to pass to, but he didn't fancy either of them so he just stopped. Defender simply collected the ball and initiated a counter.

Amazing what not bothering to have a CEO for 18months and DoF in a vitally important transfer window can do...

Fuck you Nazis.

I'm going to attach one of these to a dart board...

Still want a Bournemouth win tbh!.

If it was non-organic non-gluten-free it would probably cost more there!

There's a bit of a spat going off...

Sounds like she took a long hard look at herself...

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I remember winning £100 as a child on the premium bonds. I didnt even know I had them, I was just suddenly told I had £100 because of Ernie one day, and my pocket money was about a fiver a week then so I felt like a millionaire!

Lena or Nena?

We have the best fucking badge in the world, whoever put the idea forward to copy shit clubs like Chelsea should be fucking whipped.

36% of Americans are fucking evil.

Still have the scars of opening that particular email....

I like how the cat is even yakking up a hairball...

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Would you get in to trouble emailing them a picture of Luigi?

One of my favourite things about living in Japan was the seasonality of the food. You always had something nice to look forward to throughout the year. Even here in Germany you have asparagus season and various other things to look forward to for only a few months per year.

Was leek spin before or after meat spin?

Life goals.