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@keith-mccarthy.bsky.social

What in the heck

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Even I remember her saying that, and I go out of my way to not hear her ugly voice

03.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus don’t want any part of this

03.03.2026 03:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus is like, please stop blaming me

02.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So it was Venezuela, China, and / or Iran. Ok

28.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@rickbarry.bsky.social

28.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amy K, what a waste

27.02.2026 12:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

27.02.2026 06:58 — 👍 57    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0

Or lizards

26.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Serious

26.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Prison

25.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a loser

25.02.2026 12:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good job quitting smoking son, here’s $5
But he didn’t do anything!
Didn’t he, Lisa…didn’t he?

24.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You rule man

24.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Juan Epstein Files

24.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I gotta get outta here !!

24.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s got the gold in the Dipshit Games, yay

23.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Prison

23.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please deliver

21.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had to read it a few times, just in case

20.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thaaaaaaat’s where he does some blow

18.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Watching the Olympics) I could do that…I could do that

17.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is gravity

17.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t realize this was a career choice, how do I get cluckin’

17.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Dumbaways

16.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Read and share all over..he nails it

16.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 20149    🔁 8468    💬 429    📌 407

New water dog just dropped

16.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What new

16.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was just thinking about him yesterday, “Tom Hagen” RIP

16.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Neither “straw” nor “berries”

16.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol Howie Mandel

16.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0