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Smashed it.

01.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
11.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15321    πŸ” 6160    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 116

Spiritually it's a long distance flight, but without the airpoints.

05.11.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moving house is ridiculous because it requires you to put everything that brings you joy in a box, and then to just spend a day or two staring at the box.

05.11.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Three partially-painted Infernal Cohort miniatures and one completed one. They have yellow sashes and mean faces.

Three partially-painted Infernal Cohort miniatures and one completed one. They have yellow sashes and mean faces.

Putting basecoats on the next three. Starting to see how the army is going to like as a whole.

06.10.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're welcome! I imagine Pallid Wych Flesh is doing a lot of the heavy lifting. Or I have a weird pot. Who knows

05.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black prime. Skin was Rakarth Flesh, Reikland Fleshshade, Flayed One Flesh highlight. The tusks were Zandri Dust, Reikland Fleshshade, Ushabti Bone. Eyes were a thinned down Druchii Violet wash around the eyes after the skin was painted, then Pallid Wych Flesh with a dot of black. Nothing exciting!

05.10.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An Infernal Cohort miniature painted with a yellow sash.

An Infernal Cohort miniature painted with a yellow sash.

One little Zharrdron from Muspelzharr down.

05.10.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A man in a red jersey holds a Helsmiths of Hashut army set box.

A man in a red jersey holds a Helsmiths of Hashut army set box.

We have achieved Chorf.

29.09.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white Abhorrent Archregent miniature with his hands painted like brass.

A white Abhorrent Archregent miniature with his hands painted like brass.

After months of inactivity, I challenged myself to paint a mini in a day. So here's Splendid King Mydas, Giver of Golden Gifts.

21.09.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely agree

10.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An unpainted Varghulf Courtier and three Morbheg Knights.

An unpainted Varghulf Courtier and three Morbheg Knights.

Squires of the Everchosen ready for some priming.

04.09.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was good. Makes me want to read the first two. If you like military sci-fi, you could do a lot worse.

13.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We did it team. Massive.

10.08.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Team Aotearoa and Team Philippines ❀️

09.08.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's the second book in the series, but the only thing that's tripped me up so far are the Dolists. They're people on the dole, not aliens.

08.08.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of the novel 'The Short Victorious War' by David Weber.

The cover of the novel 'The Short Victorious War' by David Weber.

Trusting the recommendations sellotaped to the shelves at the second-hand bookstore for this one.

08.08.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Looks like a terrific venue

08.08.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ethically bankrupt, spiritually corrupt, just generally tasteless. Begging people to have some dignity.

06.08.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A black and grey cat lies on a bed with his front legs stretched out. He has an aura of contentedness.

A black and grey cat lies on a bed with his front legs stretched out. He has an aura of contentedness.

Happy birthday!

29.07.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cat that is up to something

A cat that is up to something

My cat is up to something

21.07.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A man standing behind a table, upon which a game of the Infinity miniatures game is being played. The man grimaces, having had the last of his braincells just burn out.

A man standing behind a table, upon which a game of the Infinity miniatures game is being played. The man grimaces, having had the last of his braincells just burn out.

Infinity is a hell of a game.

13.07.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Gutbusters should be buff-"

Nailed it. Whatever you were going to say, right on the money.

01.07.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A solitary pΕ«keko walks towards the viewer.

A solitary pΕ«keko walks towards the viewer.

A pair of pΕ«keko approach the viewer, one slightly lagging the other. A wooden bench takes up a quarter of the foreground on the left.

A pair of pΕ«keko approach the viewer, one slightly lagging the other. A wooden bench takes up a quarter of the foreground on the left.

A pair of pΕ«keko cross the viewers field of view, left to right, with both birds having a single foot raised in front of them.

A pair of pΕ«keko cross the viewers field of view, left to right, with both birds having a single foot raised in front of them.

Visiting parents in Auckland, a lot of pΕ«keko wandering around.

25.06.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The author sits at a table playing Age of Sigmar, his hands joined together to support his chin while his elbows rest on the table. His face is passive, but his spirit leaps for joy.

The author sits at a table playing Age of Sigmar, his hands joined together to support his chin while his elbows rest on the table. His face is passive, but his spirit leaps for joy.

A photo of me genuinely having the time of my life at a one-dayer today. 0 wins, 3 losses with Archaon and his V-Guard, but great games none the less.

22.06.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Checking the news today gave me quite the fright.

19.06.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black wild hogs jacket is hanging on a rack ALT: a black wild hogs jacket is hanging on a rack
11.06.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When an army wins Best Painted, having served its purpose, it should be destroyed by the TO with a hammer.

08.06.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Free her

26.05.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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