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Boofgang Wolfenheimer

@vomit.bsky.social

amen think funky // wife: @sikkitten.bsky.social 💚

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03.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

my doctor told me i have gay aids. "doctor," i said very handsomely, "you can get aids in other ways". my doctor assured me, quite uglily, that what i have is specifically the gay kind

02.03.2026 17:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

okay liberal. you haven't even seen it since The Accident

02.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This will be on the test

02.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not to get political but my penis has a tiny twig-like shaft with a huge bulbous head, which makes for a truly grotesque specimen that is also functionally useless. i don't want to fan the flames of "woke" but it takes me like ten minutes to urinate because my urethra has the circumference of a hair

02.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

e

02.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's true, some AI art can make you think. Some can make you cry. But what AI art can never do is make you cum

02.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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02.03.2026 11:37 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

$5,000 ornament for your desk at work is wild

02.03.2026 13:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keir Starmer has agreed to turn my balls into paste rather than mush. A big win for the centre-left!

02.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keir starmer has Bravely vowed to Make it So that My penis And balls Are turned To mush And sold To the Highest bidder. To stop the war in Kuwait or Bahrain or wherever teh fuxx0rz

02.03.2026 00:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

does the labour party not have internet access or something. what the fuck is their game plan

02.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im gonna suck on this Dudes tits

01.03.2026 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking of all the military members serving each other's dicks and balls every single day. They all have jaw problems and RSI from sucking and jerking each other so much.

01.03.2026 14:25 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

asia in general doesn't really bother with the "nsfw alt", it seems. indian guys will say the most outrageous shit while their online handle is firstnamelastnameyearofbirth

01.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My tv channel will be back

01.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

aww shucks

28.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i agree i just think i overuse it haha. loses its impact if you know it's coming

28.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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please ignore the artifacting from my shitbox computer drawing its dying breaths. is this tune worth finishing? might sack the uptempo kicks at the end because honestly i'm getting really fucking bored of uptempo

28.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Saki Ninomiya VS. the Gigantic Penis

27.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 66    🔁 23    💬 4    📌 5

Methinks the liberalls will be triggered by this movie

27.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Methinks the liberals will be triggered by this

27.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anyone got any lengthy tomes that i can peruse

27.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that would be Good

27.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew it

27.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BNAG FCAE HRAD CERW

27.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Heheheh. Hehe Hehehehhe

27.02.2026 10:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

heh

27.02.2026 10:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0