Simon Riley but evil

Like when introducing OCs and the like you might make sure their rank uses the correct term for their regiment eg infantry regiments using CSgt/CSjt 🤗 it's a minor detail but can really change things

If I had a following nobody would survive my rants about how to make more accurate cod fanfictions 😮‍💨

He bleaches his hair but does it really shitty so sometimes it's piss yellow 💕💕💕

My Gary "Roach" Sanderson being a silly guy

It's 1am but I got sad that my heavily headcanoned Mr. Roach Call of Duty only exists in my head so I conjured him as a little fella... Just another example of my sick and twisted mind...

The whole "You have to trust someone to be betrayed, I never did" thing really boils my piss because surely he could have mentioned something instead of just being mildly bitchy to Shepherd

I wish (07) Price used his omnipotent main character powers to say that Shepherd was kinda suspicious because that would have solved literally everything

I hate that basically everything Roach related is mostly headcanon because Roach is so fit in my head 😢💔

I love CapTav I hope he got a curry MRE pack (the best one) 🥰

If I wasn't so shit at finishing fics I'd post so many of these

I wish there were (more) CoD fics of them doing really boring shit. Like, eating MREs in the field or polishing boots ready for the parade ground. I just really like fics where they do nothing but chat ok!!!!!

Yes that's not the complete truth but he still fucks up in the comics too

How was Ghost so popular when MW2 released. He led one (1) mission and it went so terribly it led to his superiors being wanted for treason

As in, Roach couldn't be special forces if he couldn't communicate properly over the radio, it would make things alot harder, and at that point all player characters didn't speak, including Soap in MW2. As far as I'm aware, Mason was the first, and MW2 was before Black Ops

Unpopular opinion but I lowkey hate the hc that Roach is nonverbal/doesn't talk/etc because (although CoD isn't anyway) it's way too unrealistic to me and it also doesn't make sense in the context of MW2 itself!!! (Idm it though)

I finally made an account here