Goddamnit, Wolfe

A bowl of tofu and veg tempura katsu curry served over rice, accompanied by a pink drink with ice. Chopsticks and a spoon are placed on a marble print table with two legs visible underneath.

Eats

Practicing to carry heavy *spring rolls

*dicks

Promise 🥹?

I honestly thought there would be more milk jokes, what a pleasant surprise

A person with a thick beard and chest hair standing shirtless in a photo. They have a nose ring and are positioned near an open refrigerator, which shows jars and a container. The room is lit with purple tones, and there is a plant in the background.

Forgot to get choccy milk 💔

A shirtless person with a beard and glasses taking a mirror selfie, holding a laptop. They are wearing black shorts and have a leg tattoo, the background features a bed with patterned bedding and a painted wall with soft lighting from below

I don’t want to play tech shop any more

What’s money?

Don’t tell anyone, I have a milk machine

Just needed a caption.

A person with a beard and mohawk hairstyle taking a selfie in front of a mirror. They are wearing a black jockstrap and have a thigh tattoo. The background features a bed with patterned bedding and a dimly lit room with pink lighting.

Milk run outfit?

Just need to dye that shit blackkkk

A shirtless person with a beard lounging on a couch, resting one arm behind their head. There are remote controls, a gaming console controller, and a decorative pillow on the couch beside them.

Yo

You haven’t posted about living in Australia now for at least a few hours, is everything ok?

A person with a beard and pierced nose is lounging in a chair, shirtless, with an arm behind their head. The room has soft lighting and a computer setup in the background, including a keyboard and mouse.

Look, all I’m saying is those pink dumbbells aren’t making my arms any smaller at least?

Like instagram stories

Someone lied to scruff and told them it wasn’t a desolate place we all go to look for one thing, for as little time as possible

If I get one more fuckin You’ve Received a Moment! notif from scruff, I’m going straight.

A person's reflection is visible in a shower, standing behind a glass door. The individual has a beard and is nude. The bathroom features a sink and shower fixtures, with various toiletries on display.

No reason

It was one of those nights, trade didn’t like the season.

But Lillyallen didn’t die, she crystallised and wrote a couple mediocre ditties.

Done x

No one told me Madonna was in Dragon Age!

The fan is not the aircon, don’t start with me.

A person with a beard and a septum piercing is sitting in a chair, wearing only dark underwear. The background features soft purple lighting, and various items such as a blanket and furniture are visible.

Happy Put Away the Aircon Day to all who celebrate.

A person with a prominent beard and a septum piercing is lying on a couch, shirtless, with pillows around them. They are sticking out their tongue and the setting is indoors with neutral-toned furniture.

Having some horizontal time tbh

In substantially more important news, new slayyyter tomorrow

Don’t lose focus of what actually matters

Lollll, he kicked it then. Women everywhere are a little bit safer.

“Bang bang, there goes your heart”
- Grande/Minaj/J (2014)

Simmer down momma

A shirtless individual with a thick beard and a chain necklace poses in a softy lit room with pink lighting. A container is visible in the foreground, and there are soft shadows and plants in the background.

POV you’re the chocolate milk I’m about to throat and have to clean out of my beard

I know ma, but you have to send that as a new post, not accidentally respond to someone else’s.

Get your Big Glasses and I’ll show you.

No but lighting AND food

An idea

A person with a prominent beard and styled hair is posing shirtless beside a white surface. They have a septum piercing and are looking directly at the camera, with a purple light source in the background.

Soft launching dad era