Goddamnit, Wolfe

You can’t keep an anxious hoe down 🙃

Nah you’re fine, there’s a special sealed bag they can use for like pharma and consumables that if you open and they check you at the airport they charge you the tax on but if your stuff was just in normal bags they wouldn’t have scanned it against your passport

OH BUT SHE LEFT OUT MY RICE MASKS.

She really said work on your skin, not your hog

Damn, she put my tenga aero in the tax free bag.

Lil mama didn’t want me to have any fun tonight.

Good thing I grabbed a couple

I’ll have to save that for next time, I’m down to a day left 😭

A shirtless person with a full beard poses in front of a mirror, wearing a baseball cap and patterned fundoshi. They have a watch on one wrist and are sticking out their tongue. A suitcase and duffel bare are visible in the background.

No but it’s different, I tied this one myself

After being stripped and straddled in view of the street when I was taught.

Clothed photo was too sexual

I guess I give off sleaze?

Not to be a size queen but your bigger stretchers make it 👌🏻

A person with a beard stands in front of a large bronze Buddha statue. The background features autumn foliage and people visiting the site. The sky is clear and blue.

Just two Big Bois hanging out

I do post big Buddha though

Like scruff-ish but people ‘breed’ you to show appreciation and raise your level.

Only took five hours to get banned from 9monsters

I don’t even post hog

Packed it now, I’ll just show you when I’m back

Harder

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When in 東京

Less to wash next time around

A person with a beard, wearing a black cap and tank top, is sitting on a bed and looking out a window. A tattoo on their thigh and black jockstrap can be seen. The background features a patterned wall and white curtains.

No, but it actually is laundry day

😂 I KNEW someone would

I’d have to go down to let them in the special elevator

I’ll just do it manually, retain my purity.

THEY MAKE REUSABKE ONES THANK YOU

Yeah, but my legs are very tired

Damn it, I wanted a reusable tenga.

Better for the environment.

I know how much you want the Fuji Tv mascot, bub 🖤

A person with a beard is taking a selfie in a brightly lit indoor space. They are wearing a black shirt and shorts, and are standing next to a Laugh-kun statue. The background features city skyline views through large windows.

Scruffy the Dilf Slayer

A person with a thick beard and mohawk hairstyle smiles while overlooking a scenic view of Tokyo skyline, a bridge, and a body of water. The image shows clear blue skies and a vibrant urban landscape in the background.

Ok I’m nearly done with this angle

And a plushie!

Ok look, I was fresh out the shower and couldn’t be bothered to do it 😅

Relying on my chest hair for engagement?

Damn, you got me.

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Corporate wants you to find the difference