Goddamnit, Wolfe

🌈the more you know🌈

Tbf, a waterpik is great for making sure you got all the cum out of your mouth, eventually.

It’s like you have an actual pit radar

Getting some MILEAGE out of my chest hair lately

A person with a beard and septum piercing is lying on a patterned black bedspread, wearing a harness and arm bands. The image is taken from above, showing a relaxed pose.

Idk, send peaches or something

A person with a thick beard and spiky hair taking a selfie in a bathroom. They are shirtless, wearing black shorts, and standing in front of a mirror that reflects a shower and some bathroom items. Soft red lighting is featured.

Finally under 300

Can still floor you with a good sneeze

A person with a beard and short hair is sitting on an exercise bike, taking a selfie in a mirror. They are shirtless and wearing shorts, with a bed in the background featuring patterned bedding. The wall behind is painted green.

Thanks, I fuckin hate it

And I didn’t even have the bands on this time

You wanna nap with the big dawgs do you?

Bet

A person with a beard and styled hair is lying on a patterned surface adorned with sun and moon designs. They are shirtless and have a septum piercing. The setting appears casual and relaxed.

My pillow game stronger than my pull out

A person with a beard and wet hair poses in front of a mirror, wearing a harness and green shorts. The background features a dark green wall and a bed with patterned bedding. A plant and some items are visible on a nearby nightstand.

Wardrobe audit, can nearly fit

The real story was I wanted to wear tight pants and had to trim my beard for an excuse, but don’t tell anyone

A person with a mohawk hairstyle and a beard is taking a selfie in a bathroom. They are wearing a black t-shirt and black shorts, sticking out their tongue. The bathroom features light colored decor, including a shower and sink.

Cut my beard, idk that it needed to be announced

Spoiler, Dexter is the killer

Imma nap so fuckin hard

A person with a large beard sits shirtless, sticking out their tongue and holding a water bottle. In the background, there is a monochromatic living room with a couch, decorative pillows, and a table with flowers and various items.

Human touch is great and all, but have you had a cold bottle of water between your tits lately?

We love a seamless ring

🫦

Oh well I was hornt last night then apparently.

Put in my larger, 00g ring

RIP the load I just blew in my hand that could’ve gone in this guy up the road.

I am, don’t do me like that

Not me getting destroyed in public again

A shirtless person with a beard and piercings kneeling in a bathroom, looking downwards. They are taking a selfie from an elevated angle and the background includes a shower and a towel hanging on the wall.

Idk, I just wanted to see the pov

A person with a beard is kneeling in front of a mirror, wearing black shorts. The room is dimly lit with red lighting. They are taking a selfie with a smartphone, and there is a tattoo visible on one thigh and a bed with geometric bedding can be seen to one side.

Was down here looking for your dads ring and the lighting was good

A person with a large beard and styled hair is posing for a mirror selfie in a bathroom. They are wearing sunglasses, a dark gray T-shirt, and denim shorts, paired with high-top sneakers. Various bathroom items and towels are visible in the background

Sometimes I wear a really dark grey instead of black, y’know, to showcase all this range I have.

A person with a beard is lying on their back in bed, illuminated by red light. They have their arm resting above their head and are wearing no shirt. A bedside table with various remotes is partially visible.

Horizontal orientation achieved

Not as seriously as I’ve considered not working

Nancy Drew was one of us and I will not be taking questions on the matter.

THANKS I MADE THEM MYSELF