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chamada do DW com josé mujica e a frase "não nascemos para trabalhar"

chamada do DW com josé mujica e a frase "não nascemos para trabalhar"

terça-feira

22.10.2024 10:54 — 👍 7132    🔁 2379    💬 28    📌 115

no one:

me: wow weekends on bluesky amirite

no one:

me: so true

05.10.2024 20:11 — 👍 403    🔁 56    💬 6    📌 1

Assistindo um vídeo sobre o filme Jumper e acho q quero assistir de novo
Ou tbm ler os livros

05.10.2024 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agora até meu cartão de biblioteca no Libby expirou
Sobrou mais nada pra mim esse ano, nada

05.10.2024 21:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Só queria o tt pra poder retirar uma foto do Júnior pedindo pra girar a faca

03.10.2024 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm sad to report this book is not about holding ducks accountable for their crimes.

01.10.2024 11:11 — 👍 2954    🔁 451    💬 86    📌 45
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My new book, ✨F E E L I N G S✨, comes out TODAY!

Get your copy HERE 💦 a.co/d/iqORGxy

Thank you for joining me on this emotional journey. I love you all ♥

01.10.2024 12:59 — 👍 3128    🔁 388    💬 15    📌 11

Will Farrell sempre foi um dos meus atores favoritos mas depois desse documentário novo agora ele deve ser meu estado unidense favorito

01.10.2024 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Toddler and Pit Bull. Toddler and Pit Bull both sit at a bar with drinks in hand. Pit bull says "she's taking the kids in the divorce..." Toddler puts his hand on pit bull's shoulder and says "that's fucked up man." The extremely worried bartender says "neither of you can be in here!!! Who served you drinks?"

Toddler and Pit Bull. Toddler and Pit Bull both sit at a bar with drinks in hand. Pit bull says "she's taking the kids in the divorce..." Toddler puts his hand on pit bull's shoulder and says "that's fucked up man." The extremely worried bartender says "neither of you can be in here!!! Who served you drinks?"

30.09.2024 12:32 — 👍 7864    🔁 1224    💬 41    📌 24

saudades dela 😭 (minha timeline do twitter

25.09.2024 11:14 — 👍 68    🔁 28    💬 0    📌 2
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SÓ MAIS 72 HORAS!

24.09.2024 12:26 — 👍 10799    🔁 1671    💬 91    📌 131
Douglas Adams (Author of Hitchiker's Gude To The Galaxy)
I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies

1 Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and just a natural part of the way the world works

2 Anything that is invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.

3 Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

Douglas Adams (Author of Hitchiker's Gude To The Galaxy) I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies 1 Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and just a natural part of the way the world works 2 Anything that is invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. 3 Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

Everything Douglas Adams says.

23.09.2024 20:24 — 👍 3447    🔁 784    💬 48    📌 68
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a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

Eu odeio a timeline do Bluesky, parece que nunca atualiza é sempre os mesmo posts repetitivos...

21.09.2024 23:56 — 👍 41542    🔁 7130    💬 526    📌 614

Acho que um tequinho a mais de suspense e atuação e o filme Armadilha ia ficar excelente
Mas foi bom

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A mim tbm

17.09.2024 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

horrorizada passando muito mal

15.09.2024 23:07 — 👍 1445    🔁 117    💬 32    📌 10

E eu aqui pensando "nossa, conheço nenhuma dessas do muse, depois vou ver se são boas"
Tava até feliz... 😭😭😭🤬
Bsky só regresso na minha vida

14.09.2024 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mas o pior é q não postam música nenhuma... se não talvez eu até parava pra ouvir, eh só uns edit manjado e umas notas oficiais lá

14.09.2024 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eu nunca nenhuma vez sequer curti algum post de K-pop e swiftie então pq bsky vc insiste em ficar jogando isso no meu feed PQQQQQ PAAREE 🤬😭

14.09.2024 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Men who read books are like “the best books i’ve read this year” and the list is just this

- Every war in history, by Neil McBalls

- How to wake up at 2am by Chad Sigman

- The autobiography of the most emotionless man to ever exist, by Brian Dick

- How to manipulate women, by Jeff Name

14.09.2024 09:09 — 👍 2774    🔁 437    💬 108    📌 55
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quando me perguntam o porquê estou solteira

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me encontro em situação de chris

14.09.2024 11:52 — 👍 13905    🔁 3120    💬 52    📌 140

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