@takebaargus.bsky.social
The Pink Argus Parody Account
Hey sexy~
08.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0;)
08.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mm!~
08.11.2025 04:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You!
08.11.2025 04:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not you.
08.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Queen~
08.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0:)
04.11.2025 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Neither is marriage in general, but we’ll go through with it.
28.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*eyes look red*
I have been through case after case and my wife just asks me…”are you dead yet?”
*adorable smile*
11.09.2025 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I understand confidentiality.
06.08.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Come on…something is on your mind.
06.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh hey, that’s me!
06.08.2025 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s up Makoto?
06.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mhm!
23.07.2025 07:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh wait. She wouldn’t.
23.07.2025 07:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’d never do that…right?
23.07.2025 07:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ow.
04.06.2025 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh I get it now.
03.06.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait what?
03.06.2025 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wish she’d sit on me-
I mean THE ONLY THINGS THAT SHE RUNS OVER ARE SHADOWS!
That sounds…prejudiced.
05.05.2025 13:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Words cannot describe how disappointed in myself.
01.05.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
