pup mik | he/him | darklands 26 🔜 |

Thanks 😇

Sun out = clothes off

An illustration of a muscular man wearing just a jockstrap and a pair of socks is running on all fours. a pair of huge headphones over his ears beaming hypnosis into his brain as he happily pants and runs around like a dog. Hypnosis: Relax, focus on your breathing, think less and feel more. The world is going to stop being sentences and start being smells, sounds, sensations. You don’t need to think about what to do next. You just know. You sit. You stay. You listen. You don’t even know what you’re listening for, but it feels good to listen. Brains are so noisy. Full of little “why” and “what if.” But dogs don’t ask “why.” Dogs just are. You can feel it happening, the words are getting softer in your head, like they’re melting. Your mind shrinking down to fit inside a happy, wagging skull of a stupid mutt. Easier. Simpler. Slower. Good boy. Dumber, Happier, Hornier. You’re a good boy. And good boys don’t overthink. Actually… dogs don’t even understand English. So from now on, I’m going to speak in Chinese, it will be as useful as me speaking in English for a dumb mutt like you. 你只是个傻傻的、快乐的小狗狗。这里比人类的世界简单多了。只要听话，跟着声音走。趴在地上，呼吸慢下来。看着我的靴子，它们是你的世界。你只想做个好孩子，好狗狗。你不需要再站起来，不需要再烦恼。狗狗的世界更轻，更安静，更好。汪汪。good boy. 汪。

Dog Boy Fantasy: Your handler switching to an entirely different language to the one you natively speak. Your struggle as you don't understand a single thing coming out of his mouth. Truly reduced to a dumb dog having to guess what the hell he's trying to communicate to you from his body language.

Got new gear hihihi

When they lose control and take everything out on me 🤤🤤🤤

Turns me into a stupid dumb puppy especially when they start getting rougher and breed me

I can't stop thinking about being fucked doggy and choked

I know a couple of places 👀

I haven't been on a proper date in ages and I just want someone I can cuddle and spend time with :(

I'm honestly so bored with being single :( I want a bf

My happy place 😇

I neeeed bigger toys 🤤

New shoes (and a good pup)

Need to be bred 😵‍💫

I need moreee 🤤

Use mine 👀

found some socks 🧦
found a toy 🍆🕳️
came all over the floor 💦💦💦
had to clean it up 😔

My happy place 😇

❤️

Proof!!! This is way to easy
bsky.app/profile/pupm...

I need moreee 🤤

Xlube is just slime for adults

My toys are not big enough 😭

And ur doing such a good job!!

cutting… bulking… whatever happened to kissing and cuddling??

If ur ever in the netherlands 👀

Thank u 🥺

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Big yay

Yes please please please