Morgan Sharvae

THEY CALL ME BIG MAMA BEND A BITCH OVER MY KNEES

Taco Bell taste a lot better when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty

I just keep looking at the updates for the LA fires and it is so heartbreaking yet mind boggling. It’s crazy how the world works.

My mama’s favorites are Pretty Woman and Steel Magnolias, they also became my favorites over time.

I know it’s one of the hits but “Sweet Love” gets me there every time.

Why would I want to be the parent that sends their kid to school knowingly sick?

Anything involving chocolate.

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Hello? Are we still on this app? #blacksky

Not to mention he goes to a school ran by older women. I can barely breathe rn imagine if they were to catch it. I’d feel so bad.

Not to mention my kid has also been at home because I am the parent that talks shit about other parents who send their kids to school sick. Like bffr. I was sick, then he got sick. That gives contagious, wasn’t risking it.

I wanted so badly to be over this cold so I can go to the gym. I know people are like you can go still, but I feel like a villain going into a place knowingly sick. I just feel like the world would be better place if everybody sat their asses down when they get sick.

EL OH EL the submarine disaster was just another incident for them bc yall telling me people paying 50k to climb Mount Everest?

Fan is in the window rn 😭

Dear Black Men,

I love y’all fine asses 🥵🩷

Call me crazy but anything involving mint and chocolate gone get ate down every time!

Update: I literally felt the patron seeping outta me but I do feel great after

Lmaoo ima be fucked in the morning at the gym. I’m lit af 😭😭😭

My toddler is in the “Siri” stage. Every time he has question or needs clarity he says “hey mom!” And proceeds with a question that I then have to respond very insightfully to or there will be more questions

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Lmaoooooo in my head that’s the same thing 😂

Lmaooooo you had me that first round. Lost af when we got to the whipped cream.

Y’all don’t put pickles in the salad?

The craziest thing I can think of is coleslaw and French fries 😂😂 gotta be the right kind of both though

Y’all ever heard the saying “two pretty make an ugly baby” ????? 😂😂😂😂😂 who thought of that? I’m curious 😂😭

Beyoncé brings out Tiera Kennedy, Tanner Adell, Brittney Spencer and Reyna Roberts

Beyonce up!

He’s so mad rn cause he don’t like football unless his Grandaddy screaming at the screen. Baby sit right here Beyoncé ain’t gone be long. 😂😭

My baby fighting sleep so bad andddddd I got 300 on sleep. He better do my money well.

Mary is mad at bout that lamb for sure

Yalll my daddy cooked lamb chops for chrimah and babyyyyyyyyy. Bahhh bahhhh bahhhh that shit was good

Ehhhhhhhh I’m in a good mood I’ll take it 😂😂😂 absofuckinglutely finna fire up the bluntyonce soon as the beat drop 😂😭