Going back and enrolling in law school
Working tirelessly until I'm one of the most respected attorneys in the nation
Get a high profile case
All so I can call Shakira's Hips to the stand since they cannot commit perjury
@alexieldefanel.bsky.social
โข she/her, they/them โข 41+ โข A mix of geekery, fangirling, and wondering wtf is wrong with the world โข ๐
Going back and enrolling in law school
Working tirelessly until I'm one of the most respected attorneys in the nation
Get a high profile case
All so I can call Shakira's Hips to the stand since they cannot commit perjury
Illustration of twelve tiny animals, each labeled with a month from January to December
Your month, your mini creature!!
11.11.2025 23:36 โ ๐ 778 ๐ 282 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 47The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
nobody takes care of poor folk like other poor folk
i see other poor folk struggling & it's their friends who are just as broke that are offering to help before anyone else. same has been the case for myself, both giving and receiving end.
struggle knows struggle. broke folk are in this together
Watercolor illustration of an iridiscent sea creature person with a nautilus helmet.
Watercolor illustration of an iridiscent sea creature person with a nautilus helmet.
selkie nautilus queen
#BRart #sketchbook #watercolor
The Seal Queen
22.10.2025 14:43 โ ๐ 1673 ๐ 442 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 2boa tarde vocรชs tem 1 minutinho pra ver o salsichinha que eu acabo de fazer pra um jogo?
22.10.2025 17:27 โ ๐ 466 ๐ 128 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 4A nice soak in an epsom bath after a rough patrol in the rain...
16.10.2025 07:07 โ ๐ 77 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0an artwork by Spindle of the characters Felt (on the left), a rabbitfolk woman with reddish pink hair, sitting and kissing Nanami (on the right), while holding her penis in her hand. Nanami (a Wyrn trans woman (Wyrns are very distant species tangentially related to Wyverns) is on her knees, above Felt, kissing her back and grabbing her breast. On the top left of the artwork is a stylized chibi version of Nanami and Felt (respectively), Nanami is leaning on her arms smiling, and Felt's head is leaning on her hands, equally as happy
i bring women kissing to your TL but more explicit this time
15.10.2025 11:45 โ ๐ 5223 ๐ 1023 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 7Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art
14.10.2025 21:10 โ ๐ 8424 ๐ 2801 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 48YOI9ๅจๅนดใใใงใจใโฆ๏ผ
10ๅนด็ฎ็ชๅ
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ใฏใชในใใทใใขใซไธใใฃใฆใใๆฆใ็ถใใฆใใๆ้ใจๅใใงใใโฆ
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Create NSFW art
Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime
Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art
This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like
Always resist oppression
Day 2 of #bonktober now with Tentacles of the Fauna variety.
04.10.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 1230 ๐ 247 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyoneโs rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth
You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people
โฆngl, I thought this was some weird docking metaphor at first.
06.10.2025 14:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kinktober day 4: size difference
05.10.2025 23:41 โ ๐ 650 ๐ 104 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1Idk who needs to hear this today but:
There is such a thing as too much sperm. If there is too much sperm present, an egg can get destroyed by it. This is a useful bit of lore for people who love a breeding kink, but need a reason that their characters arent getting pregnant ๐
A four panel comic called Happy Halloween From The Birds. In panel 1, a pileated woodpecker has pecked its huge gaping rectangular holes in a pumpkin. In panel 2, a yellow-bellied sapsucker has pecked a face using its standard rows of small holes. In panel 3, a satin bowerbird has carved a pumpkin into a bower and placed its favorite blue candies all around it. In panel 4, a loggerhead shrike has impaled mini pumpkins on a fence's metal spikes and is saying "fight me."
Spooky season approaches, so I'm going to repost some of my Halloween comics from years past.
29.09.2025 15:21 โ ๐ 2759 ๐ 949 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 13Unlike Rachel, Becky HATES the heat. It just makes her even meaner than usual.
28.06.2025 00:26 โ ๐ 770 ๐ 161 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 3I feel like a significant amount of people who claim to like weird people get immediately shook when they meet someone who's actually and wonderfully a little weird.
27.09.2025 15:36 โ ๐ 1813 ๐ 387 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 16๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
27.09.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 6289 ๐ 2356 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 42Last night, I fell for my girlfriend all over again. ๐ฅฐ
(โฆOkay, so technically, the sole of my shoe randomly fell off while I was getting into her car, but the sentiment remains the same. ๐
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Hi. Im a sex repulsed asexual. Just because sex repulses me personally doesn't mean it should be censored the way it is being more and more. Just because you personally dont see the value of sex scenes doesn't mean they're irrelevant. It is not a moral failing to like porn and it shouldn't be erased
22.09.2025 17:37 โ ๐ 1631 ๐ 588 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 10It saddens me greatly that I have seen people say "im asexual so it doesn't matter to me" about the rise in censorship- not exclusive to bsky btw; it does matter to you. Your sexual orientation does not give you moral high ground. I dont know how to explain you should care about other people.
22.09.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 570 ๐ 172 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 7Kind of like one of those Japanese ear cleaner sticks, but for your dick?
26.09.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A sign saying "I'm not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."
*taps sign*
22.09.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 6430 ๐ 2795 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 55Digital artwork of a girl with long pink hair wearing a long blue dress with stars and the moon on the skirt.
moonlight ๐
25.09.2025 14:02 โ ๐ 2575 ๐ 747 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1a black and white typography edit. there is white text that reads "don't want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes." in the middle of the design is a hand holding a scorpion by the tail. between the scorpion's claws is a human eyeball. the entire image is edited to look photocopied.
one of my most popular designs
16.09.2025 23:41 โ ๐ 3098 ๐ 1312 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 7Lately Iโve been feeling like a waterlogged phone that needs to be shoved into a bag of dry rice (in this case, my GFโs arms).
25.09.2025 02:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0