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Jordan Stromkirk

@jordanstromkirk.bsky.social

He/They Pansexual πŸ”žMINORS DNIπŸ”ž 32 A Jojo on a not so bizzare adventure I take the pretty picture on SL sometimes. Enjoys MTG, Destiny 2, and roguelikes.

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mug that reads "I survived the Linden Labs Gloryhole"

mug that reads "I survived the Linden Labs Gloryhole"

It's true. I did.

#Secondlife #SL #SLFurry #SecondlifeFurry

10.03.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

And yes, it is colour matched to the Adult Hub forty holes #sl #secondlife #secondlifefurry #slfurry

10.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We revised the prices of our whole back catalog of clothing! We've got an update ready to roll out for our entire back catalog that adds better color variety, new textures and V-tech support coming later this month. If you grab any of the outfits now, they'll receive that upcoming update!

06.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
TIME IS AS FAKE AS MONEY AND BEING "IN TROUBLE" BUT IT STILL RUNS THE WHOLE DAMB PLANET, WE ALLOWED AN ABSTRACT IDEA TO HOOK US TO A CELESTIAL PLOW AND TURN THE SOIL OF OUR LIFES, JUST BECUASE YOU INVENTED A CLOCK DONT MEAN THAT TIME IS REAL, CHUCK E. CHEESE TOKENS AINT LEGAL TENDER AT THE BANK SO WHY ARE WE LETTIN MINUTES AND SECOND'S IMPRISON US!!! WE ARE ETERNAL BEINGS AND WE ARE ALSO FUCKING TIRED FROM THE CLOCKS CHANGING FOR BASICLY NO REASON, ANY WAY THE TEXT SAYS "ENTIRE BODY AND MINED RUINED BY ONE HOUR TIME CHANGE, I HATE TIME, AWAKE IN BED LATE, LEG HURTS, ON EDGE BUT ALSO TIRED, HUNGRY AT 10AM, HUNGRY AT 1PM ALSO, ALSO AWAKE IN BED EARLY " YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE ONE OR THE OTHER BUT NOPE AWAKE ON BOTH ENDS OF BED TIME, THERE IS NO JUSTICE ON THIS PRISON PLANET, WERE JUST MAKIN THE LICENSE PLATES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TIME IS AS FAKE AS MONEY AND BEING "IN TROUBLE" BUT IT STILL RUNS THE WHOLE DAMB PLANET, WE ALLOWED AN ABSTRACT IDEA TO HOOK US TO A CELESTIAL PLOW AND TURN THE SOIL OF OUR LIFES, JUST BECUASE YOU INVENTED A CLOCK DONT MEAN THAT TIME IS REAL, CHUCK E. CHEESE TOKENS AINT LEGAL TENDER AT THE BANK SO WHY ARE WE LETTIN MINUTES AND SECOND'S IMPRISON US!!! WE ARE ETERNAL BEINGS AND WE ARE ALSO FUCKING TIRED FROM THE CLOCKS CHANGING FOR BASICLY NO REASON, ANY WAY THE TEXT SAYS "ENTIRE BODY AND MINED RUINED BY ONE HOUR TIME CHANGE, I HATE TIME, AWAKE IN BED LATE, LEG HURTS, ON EDGE BUT ALSO TIRED, HUNGRY AT 10AM, HUNGRY AT 1PM ALSO, ALSO AWAKE IN BED EARLY " YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE ONE OR THE OTHER BUT NOPE AWAKE ON BOTH ENDS OF BED TIME, THERE IS NO JUSTICE ON THIS PRISON PLANET, WERE JUST MAKIN THE LICENSE PLATES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I HATE TIME - dashare.zone ADMIN

09.03.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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🚨Horny Shark Milfs in your area 🚨

08.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 459    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i think its really cool that secondlife now allows actual legitimate AI false advertising in market listings but my shit gets taken down if i'm one product category over from where i need to be

09.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What are you watching there?
ᴍΙͺΙ΄α΄… Ιͺꜰ Ιͺ ᴊᴏΙͺΙ΄ ʏᴏᴜ?~

09.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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β‹†Λ™βŸ‘ β™‘ π‘¬π’šπ’†π’” 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’‘π’“π’Šπ’›π’† β‹†Λ™βŸ‘

Wruff β‚α’β€’ο»Œβ€’α’β‚Žβœ¨πŸ’—

#secondlife #secondlifefurry #sl #slfurry #nsfw #secondlifensfw

09.03.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a golden retriever boyo

09.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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✨ Uncut Gem πŸ’Ž

09.03.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I fucking hate dance studios and their meaningless competitions.

09.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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no new art for the foreseeable week, so have this alt instead
ft. @ceruleanshark.bsky.social

02.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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π‘€π‘œπ‘œπ“ƒπ“π’Ύπ“‰ π΅π‘’π’Άπ“Šπ“‰π“Ž

08.03.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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The whole β€œit’s not profitable to show gay people on screen” thing comes up all the time but I’m genuinely quite shocked at the therapy line, which takes this from corporate cowardice to really quite nasty homophobia.

08.03.2026 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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🐰 Angel Hare πŸͺ½ (Credits)

🟒 Sponsors
✦ Kottr - Linedwell Jacket
✦ Whisk - Simple Rabbit (White)

A moment from a great analog horror series named Angel Hare - if you’re into the genre, I’d recommend checking it out! It plays with a lot of fun ideas and art mediums!

#SecondLife | #SLFurry

08.03.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1079    πŸ” 626    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9
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Hold on to anything #brainbunnies

06.03.2026 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6049    πŸ” 1782    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 14
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Im opening up a couple blogger spots again!!!

if youve applied before, feel free to apply again!

blogger apps are open until March 31st!

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

~ #secondlife #slcreator #slbogger #slfurry #secondlifefurry ~

05.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Better late than ever...!

Just opened my first mainstore, where can get any of my products at a 10% discount!

To celebrate, for the next week, there will be a couple lucky chairs in the store! (More info in replies)

Come check it out!
πŸš• - maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/L...

#SecondLife #SLFurry

05.03.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Emergency Vgen commissions.

Sorry for the ping yall but serious medical stuff is happening at home. treatment needed is a must have but we are out of vacation time & are missing too much work.
vgen.co/Pathesis
Flat color doodle - 50$
Full color - 300$ per
#artshare #skyart #commissions #art

05.03.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
stall graffiti that says 'suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell'

stall graffiti that says 'suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell'

05.03.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1036    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 29
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First post of the year

Definitively late, but I've been busyy
No better way to start off this year's gallery than with some yeenπŸ’›

05.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hai! Thank you for one more amazing Abnormality round! I posted my items on
Marketplace: marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/221750
and on my Mainstore: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/O...
with 10% group discount

πŸ’›

05.03.2026 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Selfie in my friends cute bathroom

05.03.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Black Industries - PSYBER//Neuroshark

#Secondlife #Slfurry

05.03.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Completed work for Lenti

part 1 I have some addons and another colorway to do❀️

05.03.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

05.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4631    πŸ” 3215    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 32

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

28.02.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4019    πŸ” 1982    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 27
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π‹π’πŸπž 𝐒𝐬 π›πžπ­π­πžπ« 𝐒𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐬 ~!πŸ’€

πŸ’•: @kitkatharper.bsky.social

#secondlife #secondlifefurry #slfurry #furry

05.03.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's get it done.

Featured : [MF] F-Core is available on Manhood event

Taxi : maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/M...

#secondlife #secondlifefurry #slfurry #furry

05.03.2026 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0