Megs 🐻‍❄️

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(I think half the time he'd need to fuck him from behind so he could last, because if he could see xl's face while he was fucking him it'd be over in an instant. It definitely takes time and effort for him to learn how to pace himself, initially he'd devour him while xl begged him to slow down.)

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His hands would shake the closer he got, he'd grab his waist and use the leverage to go faster but no less deep, increasing the pounding rhythm of his cock against xl's prostate. Pupils blown, mouth slack, breathing noisily while he worked them both towards orgasm.

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"Shh, bear it for your San Lang a little longer, gege... hahh! It feels so hot, your hole is stretched around me beautifully..."
He'd adjust himself to admire the view, spread xl and watch his dick breach his slick, swollen asshole again and again, his grip bruising tight.

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Like, xl would be protesting, "San Lang, mmmt's too deep, please... I can feel you in my throat, wait, haa!"
Voice half-muffled by the pillow, pressing himself back into hc's thrusts, and hc would be going crazy, kissing him and soothing him while he used his hole relentlessly.

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the skin while he rocked his hips slowly, in and out, whimpering and whining, trying not to blow his load too early.
"So good... so tight, hnn, fuck, gege... If you squeeze me like that, ah, I -"
There'd be a row of bruises down xl's spine, hickeys from hc holding desperately to his self control.

I have seen meta lately of the danmei fandom wanting more desperate, overwhelmed tops and imo this would always be Hua Cheng. 🤭
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xl would be face down hugging a pillow under his chest for support and hc would have his face buried between xl's shoulder blades, breathing him in and licking/biting

"Death cannot defeat true love. It can only delay it a while."
OKAY WANGXIAN CALM DOWN

Dread Pirate Roberts: "I am not left handed either."
Twins, in rapt unison: "DAAANG!"
I love these boys. 😂

No, actually, it was because of my dumb week at work! I didn't connect them at all. 😂

My favourite part is that they complain exactly like the other little boy, just a beat or two ahead.

Today in my continuing the pop culture education of the twins we have ordered movie theatre popcorn, built a living room fort, and are watching the Princess Bride. 👸🏻

Same with people who don't wear them on escooters...

BABIESSSSS ❤️❤️❤️ What do the wee humans think?

He would have been the most beautiful trash fire. Runner up on Drag Race parleyed into a career as a minor celebrity/influencer, notorious for his kiss and tell approach to relationships and problematically sliding into fans dms, rehab frequent flier, meme queen and global icon. Sigh. 🩷

oscar wilde would choke bo burnham out in a dark alley to get his hands on "everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around"

affirmations: i am normal about anime. i am normal about yaoi. i'm incredibly well-adjusted. i took my prozac today

a drawing of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji sitting on the ground with the rabbits. Wei Wuxian puts bunnies in Lan Zhan's sleeves. Lan Zhan is saying "Wei Ying, what's on your mind?" Wei Wuxian answers "We should test the capacity of your sleeves"

Someone on tumblr asked for LWJ with a ridiculous amount of bunnies in his sleeves. I think that’s the only way the bunnie could have gotten there 😂

#mdzs #wangxian

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hc's voice is a rough promise in his ear, filthy and welcome.
"- you home and open you up for my cock, bet you'll take it so pretty, gonna fuck you for hours..."
xl will not survive hours, he thinks, but he wants to try. If he makes it through the next five minutes he'll let hc do anything.

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He straddles xl and leans over to brace his weight on one forearm, his other hand wrapping around both their dicks. He licks into xl's mouth, making him keen. There's a tang that must be his own taste, and when hc starts jacking them both furiously xl grabs for his shoulders, trying to get closer.

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hc comes off him with his mouth looking used and xl whimpers, suddenly bereft of the pleasure he'd been immersed in. But hc is pulling out his own cock, which xl is suddenly and fiercely desperate to see. He's rewarded by the revelation that hc is just as hard as he is, head dripping and dark.

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Then he dips his head and continues sucking xl off, taking him all the way to the root every time. It's a tight, wet drag again and again, so fucking deep that xl feels himself breach hc's throat with every drop. He's not going to last like this, it feels like a fever dream.

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hc swallows him down in one long, hot pull that makes xl shout, hips bucking up off the table. hc holds him down and sucks hard, once, comes up for air. He's licking his own lips, smiling like they're sharing a secret. His voice is still smooth when he says, "I knew you'd taste expensive."

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One thing leads to another and xl is spread out on the table, briefs tangled around his ankles, trousers discarded somewhere. His mouth is red and kiss-swollen, his hair is spread beneath him, he looks debauched, feels both rooted in and entirely out of his body. hc is still immaculately dressed.

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I have had this persistent brainworm of gangster hc picking up Chinese literature professor xl at a club (it's sqx's birthday, xl is a little overwhelmed but doing his best to have fun!) and securing a private room on an upper level so they can talk somewhere quieter.

deserves appreciation in its own right as canonical dubcon roleplay. "Oh no," says the most powerful martial god in the heavens, "My insatiable husband is kissing me and begging me to let him have me, carnally. Guess I have no choice. 🤷🏻‍♀"
Like, please, be so serious. 😂

They are routinely smooching within the first few books, and while Hua Cheng does give them some plausible deniability/face while Xie Lian works through 800 years of celibacy, eventually his energy is canonically "all over" xl. Their dynamic is more bully top/shy bottom than others, which

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Good morning, today we're not so much imagining as actively acknowledging what horny freaks #hualian are. #tgcf gets a certain rep from not having a sex scene in it and that rep is not deserved because they are just as weird for each other as mxtx's other couples, if not more so.

*quietly, abashed* Inuyasha... 👀

I was uhh, 12? I think? And it was fanfiction.net, I'm pretty sure, because we didn't have livejournal for a few more years...

Everyone thinks they're hot shit until loud noises make them vomit.

Migraines are great, everyone should be punched in the dura mater by confused electrical signals on occasion. Keeps you humble.