cinematic genius

He believes that if he says it, it becomes true

You get one when you collect enough pokemon

Remember: Trump Always Chickens Out

i had the same thing happen to me and when i told them "chatgpt is not a reliable source and makes stuff up" they said "lol sure"

Mario Guevara

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you…

Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest.

The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

they're just vulnerable smol bean kittens, aw poor things

please please please let me let me get what I want

Well get to work, digital soldier

you got me, you crazy bastards

every music streaming app has an EQ setting. Why would you want an EQ for the app and an EQ for the headphones too

UI scaling setting on Macs

ahem

this dude is complaining about a lack of EQ, when every music streaming app has an EQ in the settings you can set however you want. why would you want an multiple EQ settings

STOP SAYING THE DEMOCRATS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT you’re better than this molly

In his mind, god approves as long as those brown and black people get nothing from his chosen whites

hegseth spent a gazillion dollars to fly all these people to virginia to tell them "no fatties"

so is a miscarriage involuntary manslaughter

Poso is a piece of shit but he does know how to troll

Tell him about it tomorrow and he still will not have heard of it

IF YOU TOUCH ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, WE WILL COME

now do USB-C Thomas Howell

my faves were not implicated. i was told my faves would be implicated

even without the travel bullshit, imagine being a general who has fought in multiple wars, being told to fly thousands of miles to hear a motivational speech from TV Boy. a guy who biggest military responsibility was digging latrines. wtf

my faves have not yet been implicated

Go ahead Cory, vote for him again

maybe she's on to something here. write a bill where people turn in their guns for free AI crypto tokens or whatnot, and the dumb people will go for it

when your focus group is 0 democrats and only a few right-leaning independents, its just a jubilee debate without the guy at the table

Anyone remember the beginning of his first term where they held meetings in the dark because no one could figure out the white house light switches?

what happens when the reality show crew finds the family he's torturing in the basement

GWAR aren’t democrats. They’re an alien species set on human extinction. Duh