what if pee pee was poo poo
09.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what if pee pee was poo poo
09.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cool bro
09.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck that’s good. Memorizing in case I need it for a future conversation
07.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just say it’s an “AI grocery store” and you’ll be funded in a day
I wish I was kidding
winning a war with vibes
07.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump can do no wrong, he can only be ill-advised
07.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can't wait for the day when his motorcade gets captured in Iran and they waterboard him for weeks while shrugging "you said, no more rules!"
06.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0guys, you're billionaires, you fucking won. in the ugliest way possible, but you won. you don't have to duke it out for anything. just fucking quit
06.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do you mean "it" or *it*
06.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0how dare you pwn norad with a phone cpu
06.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0she'll find out later when she's on the toilet
05.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0ironically, the fact that Apple screwed up their AI transition puts them in the optimal position when the AI bubble pops and we hit maximum backlash
05.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this could get the whole kennedy compound kicked out of hyannis port
05.03.2026 14:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"how DARE you question our president. we are at WAR. sort of.”"
04.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0dont worry, his AI is hallucinating one for you right now
04.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just because there's an enormous pile of shit in the bed that came out of my ass, it does not mean i shit the bed
04.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0where's the trackball
04.03.2026 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0especially since the AI slop RAM apocalypse is gonna drive up the price of every other laptop
04.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wasn't this already a Tom Hanks movie based on a Dave Eggers novel?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUlr...
Still less than the original Mac in 1984 dollars
04.03.2026 13:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If they gave them the money it would just go in their pockets anyway
04.03.2026 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s get to it guys
04.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda wonder if, through some sense of irony, Trump pushing us towards >$10 gas will be enough to counter all his anti-climate moves. Certainly his shitty covid response did something similar
03.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SlapChop the Vote
03.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we're goin to hell, might as well be cut
03.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He’s running out of time.
Please sign and share to help this innocent man who not only didn’t pull the trigger, but the man who did got life without parole, while Sonny is set to be executed for a murder he didn’t commit on March 12th. Gov Kay Ivey needs to do the right thing.
this implies they will never die 🤮
02.03.2026 18:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just give trump six more weeks
02.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh and also he's got at least 10 more months to see what else he can fuck up completely
02.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the colin jost impression is vastly underselling it
02.03.2026 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0