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Dynasty Dave

@dynastydave.bsky.social

He/Him dynasty fantasy football enthusiast #ActuallyAutistic AuDHD Bipolar II Shoutout to my therapist πŸ₯³

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I have received so much luck in my short time on this earth that if it were to be measured it would look like those statistical charts with Mahomes as an outlier in the top right corner but on steroids times a billion

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02.03.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A mountain of stuffed toys

A mountain of stuffed toys

02.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jordan Tyson's brother Jaylon is one of the premier base jumpshots for 2K

02.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Career NBA 2K post game interview where they misspelled "rebounds" as "rebouns"

My Career NBA 2K post game interview where they misspelled "rebounds" as "rebouns"

Got 20 rebouns in 2K. Big reboun machine.

02.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought I might be low on vitamin B so I took an ultra strength B vitamin and I think this is what heroin must feel like

02.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@herms.bsky.social

02.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He doesn't miss

01.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A guy labeled "me" getting an injection labeled "this fucking content right here"

A guy labeled "me" getting an injection labeled "this fucking content right here"

01.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/dyna...

01.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Instagram suggested reels, mostly dogs and food stuff

Instagram suggested reels, mostly dogs and food stuff

Instagram suggested reels, mostly dogs

Instagram suggested reels, mostly dogs

Instagram suggested reels. Dogs, food, some other random stuff

Instagram suggested reels. Dogs, food, some other random stuff

Ryan Gosling turning around to face the camera with the caption "me looking at the somebody after they say "I'm coming" or "this is hard" because I have the humour of an eight year old"

Ryan Gosling turning around to face the camera with the caption "me looking at the somebody after they say "I'm coming" or "this is hard" because I have the humour of an eight year old"

That's fair for sure.

My Instagram algo is horrifyingly accurate but in the opposite direction.

The issue with it for me is that it takes my attention away from real life infront of me, but my algorithm slaps, as the kids say

01.03.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

That being said, limiting Instagram or social media as a whole is better for my mental health. I feel better the less I'm on it.

But Instagram is by far the least worst for me, and has been useful in many ways.

01.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2/2

Bluesky is where I am exposed to the mentally harmful stuff, as in the inhumane American atrocities especially as a Canadian.

I go to Instagram for an uplifting reprieve from here particularly when there's some awful event that sparks the timeline.

01.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

1/2

I might be in the minority but my experience has been the opposite.

My Instagram algorithm is incredible. I can't remember the last time it showed me something particularly harmful.

It's mostly obscurely hilarious videos, dogs playing with babies, or workout stuff.

01.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Viral again

01.03.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keon Coleman is already the bad version of Keon Coleman

01.03.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jeff Krisko making coffee in a kitchen with a big smile

Jeff Krisko making coffee in a kitchen with a big smile

01.03.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just tonight?

01.03.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadiq The Freak

01.03.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: Jack Nicholson nodding and smiling meme
28.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be absurdly athletic in a cohort of the highest end of athletes, that's bananas 🍌

28.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If many trends become cyclical, can the prominence of trends themselves become cyclical?

More at 11...

28.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nuss Bus

28.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Tate goes to the Chiefs, I'd have him in tier 1 with Love.

28.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For cooking, one of the biggest mistakes I make is the timing of the different parts, as in I forget to time it for the meat to come out last so it says hot when I plate it.

28.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 768    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 4

I read this as Gibbs lmao

28.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rookie Rankings | Cam White Stay ahead of the game with our updated 2025 dynasty fantasy football rankings, including QB, RB, WR, TE, and Superflex formats.

πŸ‘‹πŸ»Hey! If you stumbled into my profile because of the TE combine videos from today, I also do fantasy analysis (and sourdough baking)! Give me a follow!

My pre-combine rankings are live over on @optimusfantasy.com, too.

Catch you tomorrow with more combine film of the QBs, RBs, and WRs.

28.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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28.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
POKEMON RAP: BIG MAN BLASTOISE! (GENWUNNER - β€œBLASTOISE!” OFFICIAL AMV)
YouTube video by Genwunner POKEMON RAP: BIG MAN BLASTOISE! (GENWUNNER - β€œBLASTOISE!” OFFICIAL AMV)

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28.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a while, Tyson was consensus WR1.

Now he seems to be consensus WR3 almost with a mini tier break after Tate/Lemon.

Kinda weird to see it unfold like that lol

28.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My fantasy football heads, be sure to be following @whiteheatff.bsky.social so you can stay up to date on all of the combine comings and goings. A key cog in the @optimusfantasy.com machine πŸ”₯

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