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Musk’s SpaceX Could Secure Billions in New Contracts Under Trump (Gift Article) Elon Musk’s role in the White House allows him to cancel contracts and influence policy, potentially benefiting his companies. Supporters say he has the best technology.

Elon Musk might be cutting government spending, but not on his own projects — billions in extra federal money is likely headed toward SpaceX, thanks to policy changes that will make the world’s richest man even richer. A NYT investigation examines the Trump-era shift toward SpaceX

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I’m sure it’ll work out great this time!

Thank you for this! I had no idea about the other instances.

I wrote about Kanye West and Bianca Censori. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

The word folks is already inclusive!

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

We’ve been married over 20 years and we still do it every night.

*Annoy each other

Royal book of bee battle tactics (top secret)

Hey…uh. What the hell?

What a flex

an orange cat lays on the carpet staring into the distance wearing a christmas fashion collar with holly leaves and jingle bells. the tweet from last year says “They got me. I’ve been jingled.”

Have whatever kind of day you want. I’m not demanding merry if you feel differently

Merry Christmas.

Trickle-down economics is a cruel hoax designed to enrich the wealthy and corporations while draining money for the middle class and the poor.

Pass it on to a conservative family member near you.

People who have conversations on speaker phone in public spaces are monsters.

Cleaned and rearranged our desk today and I am realizing that I have too many trinkets. How many shiny rocks does 1 lady need?

Was having weird issues with my truck on the way home and then it stalled out at a light. 10/10 highly recommend.

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion

Touching grass isn't enough. Some of y'all need to throw yourselves down a hill. Build up speed. Let the grass touch you.

She is NOT spoiled! Take it back! 😉

This week in gerontocracy

Introverted Cowboy Struggling To Round Up Posse -The Onion

Introverted Cowboy Struggling To Round Up Posse
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I sure do. Not sure what happened to everyone else, but I blame SoT for me.

such an alpha move that the slain CEO used his work email in his sentencing agreement for his drunk driving conviction

Federal judge blocks Kroger’s $25 billion mega-merger with Albertsons | CNN Business A federal judge in Oregon blocked Kroger’s proposed $25 billion tie-up with Albertsons, ruling that the largest merger in US supermarket history would limit competition and harm consumers.

A federal judge just blocked Kroger's $24.6B acquisition of Albertsons.

Four corporations control 70% of retail grocery sales in America. Kroger and Albertsons are two of those corporations.

Less competition means more opportunity to price gouge.

This deal was a rotten egg.

Some people might. I sure didn’t have a usb-c wall plug so that extra $20 was infuriating because Apple knew what they were doing.

The standardization is great. But Apple is sending out usb-c to usb-c cables with new phones. This is the cable only excluding the wall plug. They have sent a usb wall plug with every other phone iteration, but now that it’s usb-c they did not include it with the phone. It is an additional purchase.

This! This new shit they are pulling has me furious.

I remember when you could just buy a computer program like Microsoft Word or Photoshop and just have it on your computer forever without having to pay monthly or yearly. What a time that was