Bailey Canales

a black pittie with a greying snoot sits on a street. he's wearing a blond, curly, shake and go wig. he looks off past the camera with an expression that indicates he has complete confidence in his disguise.

Bear the pittie is facing away from the camera, his entire head consumed by the blond wig. he stands next to two happy goldens who don't even notice anything strange.

Bear stands in the middle of a street next to a majestic golden retriever draped in a regency era cape. the golden is none the wiser to Bear's ruse, nor do any of the five people standing around on the street.

This is Bear. He disguised himself and snuck into a golden retriever gathering. Safe to say no one suspected a thing. 13/10

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The sunset tonight really went full Lion King

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"I like his flare jeans." -Hannah on Kendrick Lamar during the Halftime show

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Honestly, one of the best things about being a lesbian is that I'm 9 days late and not worried one bit.

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This is Lucy. She likes to bring her human random objects every time they take a bath. 13/10 a thoughtful queen

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When your GPS tells you it will take about 45min to get home....for the entire first hour of your drive.

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I told someone today "I got really into pop music in 2005" and they ruined my life by responding "Awww those songs are all 20 years old now."

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Delivery guy: Last name Canales? But *points at me* *rubs his skin* Very white!

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Ah yes, "Dream a Little Dream of Me" ...the Miss Piggy song.

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PSA to watch every Hannukkah movie Hallmark channel releases because they are so freaking good! 🕎

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My heated jacket finally meeting its true purpose (and not just 50 degrees in FL)

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a screenshot of a tweet from Emily Brier that reads: "Have we discussed how Henry was the ring bear(er) at our elopement and stole the show with this one single photo." it's accompanied by a picture of a bride in a knee-length white dress holding a bouquet and facing her groom in a suit with only an officiant standing nearby. their dog, a big fluffy white guy, is sticking his head in from the left side of frame and looking directly at the camera with only his mischievous eyes.

14/10 for Henry

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On this day in 2004, Kelly Clarkson’s sophomore album Breakaway was released. It’s Kelly’s most commercially successful album with over 12 million sales, 5 Billboard chart-topping singles, and a Grammy for Best Pop Vocal album.

What’s your favorite song from Breakaway?

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a fluffy golden retriever puppy lays belly down on gray tile floor. he is fast asleep. his front legs are sprawled out to the side, and his hind legs point straight back, his little tail resting right between them.

This is Teddy. He just finished his first Thanksgiving feast. Immediately proceeded to his new favorite tradition, the post-feast nap. 12/10

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Happy T.Hanks giving, everyone!

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