Amanda Burnham

Hope the Spaniards are enjoying their TD free football treat

Future meat sweats for all (two big ass crockpots o’ chili and an XL bottle of Frank’s)

Tripled the famed @drewmagary.bsky.social chili recipe for a crowd I’m hosting later and had to pull out a second XL crockpot to fit it all. Lol hope my friends like chili

From: jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com} Sent: 2/8/2017 9:53:21 AM To: Larry Summers Subject: Re: Importance: High recall ive told you , - i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous

Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):

“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”

Candle-lit study. A log burns in the fireplace on tv. Ensconced in a plush leather recliner the color of tobacco, Jim Harbaugh, eyes closed, head resting against palm, brandy-filled snifter balanced on a much-too small cupholder, whispers to himself, “At seven p.m., a main hatchway caved in…”

Coward. We won’t forget.

If someone were to announce a credible primary challenge to Schumer this morning, I bet they could raise $10 million before COB today, probably more. Just sayin’

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Holy shit they really unloaded on the fucker

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

The women have 4 miles and are neck and neck, and ESPN is focused on the guy in 15th who isn’t even in the (massive) lead pack. I don’t care if it’s Kipchoge. Get it together, ESPN!

Went with a sling tv day pass for 5 bucks when it turned out the abc7 stream was garbage, and that’s working out pretty well.

Aside from them chatting with the GMA relay team when Sifan was reeling in the lead pack, I agree!

I love when you see your kids do a dance and ask “what is that?” and they say “that’s the griddy” and you say “what is that” and they look at you like you’re the dumbest person they’ve ever seen

That guy’s gonna go throw up now.

Oh damn, Max is *pissed*

Scherzer is such a warrior to stay in after that last inning

Oooooh yeah it’s not a game 7 without a fight!

I don’t want to move back to NYC but goddamn do I want to vote for Zohran! #FOMO

Just the biggest collection of dipshits, goobers, and galoots in that Miami crowd tonight.

Rotting jack-o-lantern scowling atop the entrance wall to The Johns Hopkins University.

Same, bro. Same.

Dang, that cameraman that just leapt to avoid Bo Bichette’s hit is an *athlete*. Someone sign that guy to a minor league contract.

FWIW I think Flaming Hydra and Defector are two of the best places to go for good writing on the current, much degraded version of the internet that once brought us things like The Awl. They are not news sites, they are sites for stories, which I think are more important than News.

Yes, and I miss him dearly as a Guardian. But delighted to see him in position to maybe hoist a championship trophy this year.

I need to know more about Randy Arozarena’s beautiful glove.

I disagree. They don’t make Norvs anymore.

Key Lime or Chocolate Cherry?

iPhone just autocorrected “Harbaugh” to “Garbage”, take that how you will

I just realized that Stephen Kwan is Manny from “The Good Place”

Okay, I’m thrilled, but objectively this is hilarious. #guardians

BALLGAME ON A HIT BY PITCH IS THE MOST GUARDIANS THING EVER