Amanda Burnham

Molly Born, who was far off the lead pack, won. And it seems like USATF is just going to let this stand?? WTF so maddening!!! Get it together @usatf.bsky.social 🤬🤬🤬

JFC was anyone else watching the USATF half marathon championships this morning??!! Jess McClain surged to overtake the 2 leaders w less than 2 miles left & looked to be cruising to the win when the lead vehicle LED THE TOP 4 WOMEN OFF COURSE thus causing them to drop irrecoverably out of the lead.

Omg this is such BS. 🤬🤬🤬

@defector.com is essential

Omg 😭

Gritty Homer Nic Cage Phanatic Dan McQuade at the Roots concert on The Simpsons

So is that @dhm.bsky.social at the top right?

This is what the Dunk Contest should be.

“Rein in”?? Good GOD you are worthless.

Phew. That was rough. Poor kid.

At a certain point, you’re just watching this man in fake glasses and suspenders, adrift both physically and existentially on a jetski in a manmade lake behind the McMansion he probably owns, awash more in questions about how his life works than any strongly held emotional response

That’s the one. This is just one of the stages of Blippi engagement. Stage 1: oh, this guy. Ok, whatever. Stage 2: actually, fuck this guy. Stage 3: BLIPPI CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. Stage 4: (Stockholm syndrome) Blippi is fine actually

Get you a guy who will give up his bedtime comfort to accommodate Cat

Grey and white tuxedo cat loaf on the left side of a queen bed.

Last night, walking up on my bed to find The Cat squarely on my side:

ME: what are we doing about this?
HUSBAND: I guess…you are coming over to my side, and I’m spooning him.

@toledolibrary.bsky.social goes *hard*. One of my favorite things about my hometown.

Olympic drone footage goes hard.

My first car was that teal Saturn- ‘93 SC1 - and it fuckin’ ruled. Odometer died around 150k miles but it was going strong deep into the 2010s with minimal need for service.

Man, that first place schedule is going to hit the Pats next season like a god damn truck.

Copy that. I once got a burrito in Geneva, Switzerland.

Of course. The Snow Plow game. It was BULLSHIT. And a foundational moment in NE’s villainy.

The five year old in me is gleeful.

Ilya Malinin makes so much more sense to me now that I’ve figured out that his aesthetic is He-man action figure.

Donald Trump is withholding billions of dollars in New York infrastructure unless he gets Penn Station and Dulles Airport named after him.

This is not only brazenly corrupt. It is sick, twisted and egomaniacal. The time is long overdue for sane Republicans to stand up to Trump.

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No, dipshit, we want ICE *abolished*. And you’re losing all of us with this weak ass conciliatory rhetoric.

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

Bastard!

How about not one more penny for ICE. Full stop. ABOLISH ICE.

That was so cool of them.

The saddest news. Fuck. 💔

This is so unbearably heartbreaking. 💔 Rest in peace, Dan. So much love to his family.