Farting in their bed while I listen to them sing in the shower

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holy shit

21.01.2025 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there were no other gems. this is all i’ve got.

14.01.2025 05:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can i take partial credit for being a cheerleader

14.01.2025 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

going through my old notes. will add any other gems i find. can’t wait for 2026

14.01.2025 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i do not know the difference between green day and linkinin park. smash mouth is in there too somewhere i think

14.01.2025 05:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can i read the manifesto

10.01.2025 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what if they did ufc but they’re blindfolded

10.01.2025 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my father (when talking about alex G): “he kinda reminds me of willie nelson"

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