@arealjonah.bsky.social
He/They writer of science fiction, fantasy, poetry, and lover of lo-fi photography. I started a blog in 2026 which seemed like a good idea at the time: https://jonah-writes-stuff.ghost.io/
I played the Thrifty Business demo last night and I need this game in my life.
store.steampowered.com/app/3693650/...
All my homies hate this smug motherfucker.
I will never vote for a guy that platforms Nazis, take publicity photos as he gleefully destroys the few belongings unhoused people in his state have, and thinks anything outside of straight cis isnโt โnormalโ.
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."
Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
New York Post V @nypost Follow First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU
Spring is almost here so why not โMarchโ up to Space Hotel? The fantastic hotel in space that will be opening in 9 short months!
Note: do not attempt to โMarchโ to Space Hotel as the empty vacuum of space will immediately kill you with a brief despairing scream meaning nothing to its cruel design
Cyclopsโ sausage blast now goes straight up. It honestly looks terrific
another angle. OG photog is here:
www.instagram.com/tanaka_tatsu...
A redheaded woman with braids. She has red cats eye glasses and a white dress with a mushroom pattern on it. She is sitting in a restaurant and smiling.
Date night!
@brittanygregory.bsky.social and I celebrated our 21st anniversary tonight. Actual day was yesterday but itโs been a busy week.
Tonight we celebrated the best decision of my life. I consider myself extremely lucky to have married my best friend ๐
Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room
Yโall ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper โJesus Christโ
27.12.2025 16:56 โ ๐ 6638 ๐ 1230 ๐ฌ 327 ๐ 480had to delete the previous re-post because they used AI to translate the game and I'm not here for that.
27.02.2026 23:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you are brave enough.
27.02.2026 21:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mamdani getting a kidnapped kid released from ICE in less than a day kinda lays bare the full depravity of the Democrats' "we can't just DO things" mentality for the last year.
26.02.2026 21:15 โ ๐ 1867 ๐ 507 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 9๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฌ
27.02.2026 16:38 โ ๐ 207 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 5Never forget this
28.10.2025 17:42 โ ๐ 4400 ๐ 1521 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 12This one week was 40 weeks?
26.02.2026 23:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt know if Alucard could beat Ridley and Kraid and them, but I do know that Samus Aran would fuck Dracula up so bad heโd never recover.
26.02.2026 23:21 โ ๐ 91 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1
I need an artist who wants a jobโฆ
**Iโd like to work with somebody that I havenโt worked with before and the effort of discovering new artists and giving a lot of people opportunities absolutely no slight to the amazing artist Iโve teamed up with in the past๐
happy 14th anniversary to all who observe
26.02.2026 21:59 โ ๐ 6105 ๐ 2470 ๐ฌ 55 ๐ 41Pikachu plushie images
26.02.2026 15:15 โ ๐ 438 ๐ 151 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 20when did Rage Against the Machine go woke? I thought we were mad at my parents for telling me to clean my room.
26.02.2026 21:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0WEโRE BACK BABY! For five years running, weโve shared our favorite 7/10 games. Come to our panel and celebrate the games that are justโฆ fine!
26.02.2026 18:18 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trans rights is human rights and thatโs that.
26.02.2026 17:40 โ ๐ 657 ๐ 225 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1#ShareGoodNewsToo
26.02.2026 16:11 โ ๐ 176 ๐ 75 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Not ringing any bells. Was it an RTS like Star Craft or just that 3/4 perspective? I was thinking something like Syndicate but that was earlier (1993).
26.02.2026 01:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0what do you remember about the game?
26.02.2026 00:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I can't believe you did Krang dirty like this.
25.02.2026 23:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads: "It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff
thought you probably needed to see this
25.02.2026 21:55 โ ๐ 3959 ๐ 845 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 79Well said!
25.02.2026 21:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0