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Jonah Gregory

@arealjonah.bsky.social

He/They writer of science fiction, fantasy, poetry, and lover of lo-fi photography. I started a blog in 2026 which seemed like a good idea at the time: https://jonah-writes-stuff.ghost.io/

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Thrifty Business on Steam Run your very own thrift shop in this laid-back management sim! Sort through boxes to find hidden treasures and arrange nostalgic displays of clothes, antiques, toys & more. Befriend the regulars,...

I played the Thrifty Business demo last night and I need this game in my life.

store.steampowered.com/app/3693650/...

01.03.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All my homies hate this smug motherfucker.

I will never vote for a guy that platforms Nazis, take publicity photos as he gleefully destroys the few belongings unhoused people in his state have, and thinks anything outside of straight cis isnโ€™t โ€œnormalโ€.

01.03.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".

Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโ„ขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family  All rights reserved"

From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโ„ขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

07.02.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1128    ๐Ÿ” 384    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU

New York Post V @nypost Follow First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU

Spring is almost here so why not โ€œMarchโ€ up to Space Hotel? The fantastic hotel in space that will be opening in 9 short months!

Note: do not attempt to โ€œMarchโ€ to Space Hotel as the empty vacuum of space will immediately kill you with a brief despairing scream meaning nothing to its cruel design

01.03.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Cyclopsโ€™ sausage blast now goes straight up. It honestly looks terrific

Cyclopsโ€™ sausage blast now goes straight up. It honestly looks terrific

another angle. OG photog is here:
www.instagram.com/tanaka_tatsu...

27.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A redheaded woman with braids. She has red cats eye glasses and a white dress with a mushroom pattern on it. She is sitting in a restaurant and smiling.

A redheaded woman with braids. She has red cats eye glasses and a white dress with a mushroom pattern on it. She is sitting in a restaurant and smiling.

Date night!

@brittanygregory.bsky.social and I celebrated our 21st anniversary tonight. Actual day was yesterday but itโ€™s been a busy week.

Tonight we celebrated the best decision of my life. I consider myself extremely lucky to have married my best friend ๐Ÿ’š

28.02.2026 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Yโ€™all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper โ€œJesus Christโ€

27.12.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6638    ๐Ÿ” 1230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 327    ๐Ÿ“Œ 480
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a woman says " i don 't want that " while wearing a beret ALT: a woman says " i don 't want that " while wearing a beret

had to delete the previous re-post because they used AI to translate the game and I'm not here for that.

27.02.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are brave enough.

27.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7011    ๐Ÿ” 2439    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Mamdani getting a kidnapped kid released from ICE in less than a day kinda lays bare the full depravity of the Democrats' "we can't just DO things" mentality for the last year.

26.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1867    ๐Ÿ” 507    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

27.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Never forget this

28.10.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4400    ๐Ÿ” 1521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

This one week was 40 weeks?

26.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know if Alucard could beat Ridley and Kraid and them, but I do know that Samus Aran would fuck Dracula up so bad heโ€™d never recover.

26.02.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I need an artist who wants a jobโ€ฆ

**Iโ€™d like to work with somebody that I havenโ€™t worked with before and the effort of discovering new artists and giving a lot of people opportunities absolutely no slight to the amazing artist Iโ€™ve teamed up with in the past๐Ÿ’‹

26.02.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6105    ๐Ÿ” 2470    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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Pikachu plushie images

26.02.2026 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 438    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

when did Rage Against the Machine go woke? I thought we were mad at my parents for telling me to clean my room.

26.02.2026 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WEโ€™RE BACK BABY! For five years running, weโ€™ve shared our favorite 7/10 games. Come to our panel and celebrate the games that are justโ€ฆ fine!

26.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trans rights is human rights and thatโ€™s that.

26.02.2026 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 657    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

#ShareGoodNewsToo

26.02.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not ringing any bells. Was it an RTS like Star Craft or just that 3/4 perspective? I was thinking something like Syndicate but that was earlier (1993).

26.02.2026 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what do you remember about the game?

26.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe you did Krang dirty like this.

25.02.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads:

"It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads: "It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

thought you probably needed to see this

25.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3959    ๐Ÿ” 845    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79
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a man in a blue shirt says i don t know what to tell you bud ALT: a man in a blue shirt says i don t know what to tell you bud
25.02.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well said!

25.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0