john can cook

This is the most painful area to pop a zit

This will attract elephants to your garden. You might need a stronger fence

The current CDC is run by a madman

It's the crypto bubble

There needs to be thousands more Congressional seats added to Congress to stop this redistricting Cold war.

If this really were a Christian nation we would have universal free healthcare.

The same aliens who built the pyramids in Egypt

I think he should mirror the president's bad style

Republican senators are the only ones who support Putin

I bet the bald eagle desk statue gift was made in China

The entire world is most definitely laughing at America now

No art is being stolen. It is being trained by looking at human artists work. That's not the same as stealing.

And people who are old enough to be getting social security shouldn't have babies

The wall didn't stop them?

Expect heavy regulations on sandwiches when Congress returns from their Epstein retreat

You don't understand the tech

I won't. It's very easy to not get a woman pregnant

Abortion should be available on demand. Babies are nothing special

If exploration was NASA's mission, the word exploration would be in their name

Trump and Fox News will declare success because clearly there isn't crime on the streets

Republicans in Congress blocked funding needed to hire controllers and modernize systems in the name of efficiency for 40 years. They want to privatize the FAA

Scientists really need to get busy miniaturizing elephants so they can be housepets

That's what Jesus would do

Churches clearly aren't preaching jesus's warning about hypocrites

People who say fuck too much can't spell doesn't

She left the best pieces for you

Please use words better. Hitler didn't literally ever invade DC

Evangelicals clearly aren't being taught what Jesus preached

The old man looks good. The Mohawk is very bad. How does a barber not know how to cut hair?

Do you rate prairie dogs?