"I'm spraying my favourite deodorant, it's battery acid scented" Atlas, 11/8/25 6:70 am

"You know, if you told me English wasn't your first language, I would fully believe it" - Atlas 8/7/2025 7:11:43 AM

'NO PERIOD CRAMPS ALLOWED' - Atlas, 24/03/2025 6:34:29 PM

'can you stop quickdropping it's giving me flashbacks to my dad' - Atlas, 15/03/2025 3:00:16 AM

"Actually, the gays are okay" - Atlas, literally never, he's so homophobic

'Harry Potter has a more luxurious room than you' - Atlas, 06/02/2025 2:30:31 AM

'My therapist is going to be VERY familiar with Minecraft Strongholds 20 years down the line' - Atlas, 02/02/2025 8:21:33 PM

'Why is the official Fortnite twitter account a godzilla foot freak??' - Atlas, 25/01/2025 12:49:48 AM

'If Jesus Christ pulls up, I'm throwing hands' - Atlas, 16/01/2025 1:31:11 AM

'Ragebaiting should be a competitive sport' - Atlas, 13/01/2025 12:35:15 AM

'my kettle made a random noise and i genuinely thought it was a charge shotgun for like 0.5 seconds' - Atlas, 12/01/2025 11:17:45 PM

'The homeless be CHUGGING on that jet fuel' - Atlas, 17/09/2024 12:14:10 AM

'Purple Combat SMG? I sure hope it does!!' - Atlas, 16/09/2024 9:08:16 PM

'You just genuinely gasped and yelled "SPIDERMAN MEGA RAMP". .. I'm filing for divorce' - Atlas, 6/10/2024 4:38:00 AM

'Can I propose to you with a sausage roll?' - Atlas to Cairo, 27/11/2024 12:05:28 AM

'My dad's in a fucking vase and he has a better immune system than you' - Atlas, 26/11/2024 7:55:59 PM

OH MY GOD 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

'You know, if you were a commentator who had the special goal to interrupt the other commentators and piss them off, you would be the best commentator of all time' - Atlas, 21/11/2024 1:47:59 AM

'Misinformation isn't a word' - Atlas, 18/11/2024 3:39:59 AM

'God, Ice Spice, man... What a husk of a human..' - Atlas, 19/11/2024 11:44:54 PM

'Would you break up with me if I was a Rapid Fire SMG?' - Atlas, 22/11/2024 1:57:28 AM