8va

me when i go to charlottesville, virginia and play against ness

thank you @bluerosetori.com

the job market is so bad but every now and then a potential job is so niche and specific that i get to write about having a world record in wii music in the cover letter

If u know me as mostly a musician, or a gamer, or just a gigantic man who knows about weird stuff, just be happy you don’t know me as a patriots fan

I’m gonna be sick

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

A second CRT has hit the halftime show

CRT TELEVISION IN THE HALFTIME SHOW

i'm a stitch away from making it

and a scar away from falling apart

good morning

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

That’s what you do baby

You put the ball in the hands of your best player

notice something: there were 50k out there yesterday and there were no incidents. ICE was not there.

ICE is back today and this happens.

guess who the problem is

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

the job market is gonna be so good for people who didn't rake their brain over the AI coals for years

being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard

i love melee

there aren’t enough words to explain how horrific and evil the current administration is. these are the pictures you see in textbooks while describing absolute atrocities of man

happy 1/20 to all who celebrate

Hey my wife was one of those commentators!

How did Drake Maye fit that throw in there?

How did Stefon Diggs hang on to that ball?

Big time play from big-time players.

2nd at the local, lost to Melen twice ggs only

in 2016, my otherwise shitty random roommate from junior year played link and DK against me in melee for a while, showed me the documentary, and told me about leffen

i will not be posting any stupid instagram fodder but that trend did make me think of something pretty damn important

guy to some poor girl behind me at the local tonight had beautiful melee mansplains

“this is game 5, that means it’s the last one”

“see that character on stream? that’s mr. game and watch. he’s not very good, not many people main him”

felt like a time warp, glad that’s not the norm anymore lmao

WEEZER - MALADROIT (CD)

i really recommend listening to weezer for hours to get your head right

That was an UGLY playoff game

Can’t tell if I want the Bills to immediately get bounced, or if I want them to win two games and get the absolute cinema that would be a bills-pats AFC championship

Hello, this is Schuyler, or 8va, or whoever you know me as. “Sad Breakfast” is a long-running joke about late-night dining on my old college campus. I will be releasing some rock music in the next couple months and can’t stand much non-Bluesky social media so I’m gonna do my best to promote it here.

All I want in 2026 is for one of my normie 40+ coworkers to meet SparkinMed.

My profile picture on here was taken In Minneapolis

My week spent there at SGDQ was safe, inclusive, and welcoming, AKA everything the people currently carrying out inhumane actions in that city hates

Very telling that it’s a target for the worst people that have ever existed

Harris's best numbers came when Walz came out and said "these people are weird and should be treated as such." Then the DNC decided his role would be to say "oh golly gee, I don't know, I'm just a guy. Eight billion more dollars to Israel" and they lost every swing state.

Had a great time running All Minigames co-op with @thebassoonist7513.bsky.social at MAGFest tonight. So grateful for a really enthusiastic crowd!