Whack over any questions and Iβll be happy to answer x
28.02.2026 22:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whack over any questions and Iβll be happy to answer x
28.02.2026 22:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*looks around nervously*
28.02.2026 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Near and far, closer together
27.02.2026 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if youβre planning to wait for all the sensible, reasonable columnists who said that they *werenβt* transphobic, they just had reasonable concerns, to rush to the defence of trans people who now need to change their driving licenses, do pack plenty of food and water, youβll be waiting a while
26.02.2026 15:20 β π 50 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Liars update
26.02.2026 10:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I thought that there was nothing this lot could do that could shock me any more, but here we are.
This graphic is from a poll which has the Greens level with Labour on 28%, rising to 30% among likely voters.
This is the most dishonest PM and government we've ever had. And we had Johnson's Tories.
Mortified for you x
22.02.2026 19:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs not what you said though pal. It was you asking why someone with multiple Emmys, two Tonys and an Olivier is famous that people (correctly) found a bit dumb.
22.02.2026 19:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have read that book, and yet I am on this earth for a finite amount of time.
22.02.2026 19:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Wrote this for @newsocialist.bsky.social six years ago and think it stands up pretty well, particularly this bit on what the Labour right actually believes.
newsocialist.org.uk/plea-wavering-β¦
The folk who told me I was a resentful, foolish crank for thinking the Labour Right were truly dreadful corrupt people propped up by a smug, incurious commentariat seem to be apologising awfully quietly.
05.02.2026 17:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I donβt know what happened to the apostrophe there but since my phone ate it, hereβs a replacement
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Out of pocket is now usually used in the American way to mean unacceptable behaviour, where wed say out of order.
20.01.2026 10:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1Well played.
10.01.2026 14:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Two minutes into Traitors and there is already a gay I would die for.
01.01.2026 20:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I cannot stress enough how much this was the consensus in Actual 2003
31.12.2025 16:18 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0S4 Fry and Laurie came out while I was a student and the consensus was that it was βdisappointingβ
31.12.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Breaking news! Hadley Freeman has finally written a column that isnβt banging on and on about how we must persecute more trans people! I wonder what her other interestsβ¦ oh
08.12.2025 09:04 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Bigots are so endlessly weird
05.12.2025 00:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Labour right is obsessed with the idea that constantly saying βIβm fucking brilliant, meβ is excellent politics, when in fact it is always incredibly cringe.
30.11.2025 14:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Guardian has done a βhow will the budget affect you?β calculator which is literally impossible to use if you donβt have a car. A wee bit on the nose, that.
26.11.2025 23:56 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
We worked together on my dad's last radio play- most of our scenes were duologues- and he was the most generous of actors to perform with. RIP.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/25/w...
Thatβs two General Elections in a row won by straight up frauds on platforms of lying and drivel, then pivoting to both pleasing themselves with dumb, nasty culture warrior horseshit and very nasty authoritarianism. Almost like there is political/media class unity about those things, where it counts
18.11.2025 11:45 β π 60 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0I see that eighteen months into this Sensible, Moderate, Thank God The Adults Are In Charge government we have reached the βletβs steal jewellery from refugees!β stage.
17.11.2025 13:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We really do need to find a way for noisy Sensible Moderates to finally admit theyβve horrifically fucked it, in a way that theyβll find acceptable. Itβs going to be hard, because so many of them relentlessly clowned themselves by advocating for horrible cranks who have total contempt for them.
17.11.2025 12:54 β π 59 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0Ffs I was there in July as well! Straight from the station to stage door, lovely.
16.11.2025 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leicester Curve, Wolves Grand, Canterbury Marlowe, Brighton Theatre Royal. The Fab Four.
16.11.2025 16:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Hmmm. βBlack and midnight hagsβ though.
(Wait I am in a theatre. Does typing a quote count? Sorry castmatesβ¦)
LISTEN TO THIS.
I mean, I would say that, but listen to this.
I see the cosy Facebook fash have finally killed off Big Brother, then- a franchise which for a while back in the day made this country look a lot more accepting and diverse than it is. An all-white, all straight final with a Turning Point spokesperson in there feels very 2020s.
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