We worked together on my dad's last radio play- most of our scenes were duologues- and he was the most generous of actors to perform with. RIP.
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I will either think of or say things for money. Columnist for The Stage. Currently in: Kinky Boots UK tour
We worked together on my dad's last radio play- most of our scenes were duologues- and he was the most generous of actors to perform with. RIP.
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Thatβs two General Elections in a row won by straight up frauds on platforms of lying and drivel, then pivoting to both pleasing themselves with dumb, nasty culture warrior horseshit and very nasty authoritarianism. Almost like there is political/media class unity about those things, where it counts
18.11.2025 11:45 β π 60 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0I see that eighteen months into this Sensible, Moderate, Thank God The Adults Are In Charge government we have reached the βletβs steal jewellery from refugees!β stage.
17.11.2025 13:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We really do need to find a way for noisy Sensible Moderates to finally admit theyβve horrifically fucked it, in a way that theyβll find acceptable. Itβs going to be hard, because so many of them relentlessly clowned themselves by advocating for horrible cranks who have total contempt for them.
17.11.2025 12:54 β π 60 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0Ffs I was there in July as well! Straight from the station to stage door, lovely.
16.11.2025 19:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leicester Curve, Wolves Grand, Canterbury Marlowe, Brighton Theatre Royal. The Fab Four.
16.11.2025 16:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Hmmm. βBlack and midnight hagsβ though.
(Wait I am in a theatre. Does typing a quote count? Sorry castmatesβ¦)
LISTEN TO THIS.
I mean, I would say that, but listen to this.
I see the cosy Facebook fash have finally killed off Big Brother, then- a franchise which for a while back in the day made this country look a lot more accepting and diverse than it is. An all-white, all straight final with a Turning Point spokesperson in there feels very 2020s.
13.11.2025 22:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThe dirty cranky lefties who told me exactly who he was from the start were right, but since I just sneered at them I am going to pretend that didnβt happenβ
12.11.2025 13:33 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Three points I keep repeating
1. Left and liberal voters actually really exist
2. The right and "centre" are trying to rule without liberals - they are way out over their skis
3. Reports of right wing total information control are greatly exaggerated
The number of people taken in by this deeply unpleasant person is astonishing to me.
11.11.2025 09:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Social media makes touring an even more surreal experience. Standing at a luggage carousel at Heathrow watching a video of myself at a curtain call in Munich earlier today. Wild.
09.11.2025 20:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know, it feels as if it isnβt *the left* who are the bad losers after all.
05.11.2025 16:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is something grimly hilarious about all the Labour politicians lining up to pretend theyβre on the same side as Mamdani after spending a decade scorched-earthing everything he stands for.
05.11.2025 11:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Laughs in 2015-2019* I think we know what comes next.
04.11.2025 15:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you want to experience the highest level of embarrassment itβs possible to feel for another person, the Sensible Centrists have taken to calling Zack Polanski βMagic Grandsonβ because (a) they are terrible at jokes and (b) they think being left wing can only somehow connect to Corbyn.
02.11.2025 11:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, itβs really not great if youβre having to resort to stitching together weird Frankenstein creations to beat a party thatβs polling just over a quarter of the electorate
28.10.2025 11:10 β π 84 π 10 π¬ 6 π 0I mean there are oceans to be discovered in βa classy, military oneβ too
27.10.2025 22:04 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting hammered & wailing into their mojitos that they told their core voters they were scum who can fuck off, imposed a lot of diet fash & upcycled racisms no one but them wanted & now they're all out of ideas π
24.10.2025 06:38 β π 63 π 20 π¬ 2 π 1Oh look, their broken system is about to fuck up, again, and theyβll tell us itβs somehow our fault, again.
21.10.2025 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That would require them to be arguing in good faith, alas. When youβve got government ministers standing up in parliament to say a ban on away fans is βunprecedentedβ I think that ship has sailed.
21.10.2025 13:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'Hurray!' I think as I click Trust This Browser. 'I'll never have to go through this process again now!'
21.10.2025 10:14 β π 31 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0This is excellent news, especially for those of you who are about to discover it. Brilliant stuff.
20.10.2025 20:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am trying to decide between the two potential meanings of this.
19.10.2025 10:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0'It's been lovely meeting you all... I've been totally consistent, and I am...
... a twaitor'
Sceenshot of a poem. It reads You kids today, with 'net and games I fought in World War 2 You're not content with airfix planes, I fought in World War 2 In my day (nineteen ninety three), We didn't have what's yours Things were simpler, much less woke, I fought in both World Wars. School lunches, Oh! Pink custard too, Four channels on TV Not like the iphones you have now, Was simpler then, you see? "Image Macros" were all the rage, There was no twitch tv I fought in World War 2, respect The man who's forty three
Here is a v sharable and relatable poem that I wrote about how Thing Were Better In The Old Days
27.10.2024 13:39 β π 184 π 56 π¬ 5 π 2Woah! So Labour's position really is, 'telling us off for breaching human rights undermines the case for human rights'? Proper Trumpian stuff from Labour's answer to Suella Braverman.
14.10.2025 18:18 β π 1124 π 419 π¬ 77 π 65Paloma Faith once said something snide about musical theatre so I am hoping she goes tonight because yes I am that petty.
09.10.2025 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I regret to inform you that ASOTV is forty years old.
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