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Totally 𖀐 Bitchcakes

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"Centipedes? In *my* vagine?" It's more likely than you think. .Λ³Β·Λ–βœΆπ“†©π“Ίπ“†ͺβœΆΛ–Β·Λ³.π“‹Όπ“Š 𓆣 π“Šπ“‹Όπ“Š ⁢⁢⁢𓃢⛧𓆙

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too much meat with his ferments

01.03.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

28.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5818    πŸ” 1073    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 33
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why are cats such goblins

28.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean the US hockey team definitely did not meet the moment and people shouldn't give them a pass but I do think as a group they'd also have trouble spelling restaurant

27.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

songs from 1998-2000

26.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

25.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8227    πŸ” 1759    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 90

touts? just say lies

25.02.2026 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fish-based pet food may expose cats and dogs to forever chemicals A survey of 100 commercial foods for dogs and cats revealed that PFAS chemicals appear in numerous brands and types, with fish-based products among those with the highest levels

A survey of 100 commercial foods for dogs and cats revealed that PFAS chemicals appear in numerous brands and types, with fish-based products among those with the highest levels

25.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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goodnight

25.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it should be illegal for trump to talk about beautiful young girls, so beautiful 🀒

25.02.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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to jail sir

25.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ew this is pathological

25.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you sure about that?

24.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Here’s last night’s story about Twitter, how it went from bad to worse under Elon Musk, and the real reason why John won’t be tweeting in the future. Hint: it has something to do with his amazing feet. youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

23.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1129    πŸ” 431    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 56
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Nick Shirley: β€œ30 voters registered at a California UPS store!” πŸ€”

Paul Mitchell: um, people live above it. Look up, bro. πŸ™ƒ

As usual this dude’s *reporting* is full of holes

23.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9542    πŸ” 2761    πŸ’¬ 682    πŸ“Œ 229

wow that nick shirley kid is a real fuckin idiot

23.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so this idiot keeps thinking he's doing something

23.02.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how embarrassing

23.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

classic chiitan chair test πŸͺ‘βœ¨

23.02.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a durability test!

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sticker by me

sticker by me

sticker by me

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rando seattle street stuff (2010)

21.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sticker by me

sticker by me

sticker by me

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rando seattle street stuff (2010)

21.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i miss my cat and my cat hands 😒

21.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ok yeah but we're *people*

21.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol who made this

20.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0