Told my mom creed was just worship music for drunks and divorcees.

man what happened to the band jet. Them boys was cooking.

where’s the cheese?

i draw too many old men

plz

86 me

please keep making stuff. draw, cook, play, paint, whatever. just go make something.

I swear the internet giving some of these people cte. y’all be safe out there

Invested in your thoughts. Ive always wanted to play it but im not spending $60 on it.

hope it has some good flash games.

Can we pretend that explosions in the back of cyber trucks are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now

just learned the joint tube I’ve had in my pocket all day is empty. -3 morale

a young girl is sitting in a crowd of people looking at a tv screen . Alt: Lady turns around to look someone up and down with judgment before walking away.

ew

I didn’t get in :’(

my mechanic gave me my invoice and then immediately offered me a drink. you know I’m cooked.

doctors be telling you you fat like it’s news. paid for all the school just to recognize the obvious. fucking chumps.

having the type of car problems that got my mechanic questioning his career choice

taking communion before church (taking my ear shaped Mike Tyson brand edibles before the Mike Tyson fight)

my cat runs my life more than I do.

imagine making a bluesky account and then immediately forgetting the password. couldn’t be me.

just here to yell in to void, eat hot chip, and lie