Space Cadet Alex

Big boi on both sides 🤤

The difference in reality and someone's perception of reality is absolutely staggering.

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Alright.

YouTube knows me too well

I'm too lazy, but if you cook them then I will change my plan.

Pure dumbass bliss. Yeah perfect.

You and me? We're gonna go through a whole crisco can 🧈

A large one 💪

We aint making cookies

Death isn’t a merciless being… he’ll spare you if you give his feet some sniffs ;]

#furry #bara #furryfeet #feetsky #footsky

Almost got out of the shower without doing any of the shower stuff so I'm not too far off 🥴

I'm too fucking smart just take my brain away 😭😭😭

Yeeeeesh! I have had that conversation too. Mine keep trying to give me "inheritance" ahead of time.

Wanna just be a fat muscle bound brainless himbo only eating and lifting weights and getting off. Why that so much to ask?

How many of you have those parents you love and are so nice and considerate and etc but oh shit are they such downers 😵‍💫

Zane caught me looking swole carrying my weights inside after cleaning

I will need them abused once the pumps come off 😈

Just gonna lay back and take it easy. Anyone wanna join? 🥴💖

Kitty belly is hungry 😼

It tastes so good 🤤

Hard for Fat Cock Friday! Who’s gonna finish me off? #fcf #nsfw

Love having a home gym. No way I could get away wearing just this at a public one. Also ignore my nip rings. Just finished pumping those not too long ago.

Tree trunks 😤

Lemme smash your face between these monsters 😈

Zane does

Wanna rub?

Fuck you stupid financial advisor shit heads always like "alex do you want to take 30 minutes to discuss financial success???"

This could be your view

Me and Zane about to get someone divorced 👀

I inadvertently taught a bunch of conservatives about ranked choice voting the other day with a raffle with multiple prizes.

When I saw how their eyes lit up when they could split their raffle tickets in preference order it was so satisfying.

Doubt they will make the connection though 🥴

I taught an 80 year old goose farmer how to scan a qr code today

Getting immortalized in someone's spank bank is such an honor

This could be your view