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After a short power outage, we are back in business! The Bamboo Forest is currently closed to the public, however, as staff address an asset issue.

Looking to relax after the excitement? Our dining locations around Jurassic Park Lagoon are currently offering half-price appetizers!

22.09.2024 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know:

Dinosaur fossils existed while dinosaurs still walked the earth? They were around for such a long time!

Also, please be aware: Late check-outs are only granted to Rex Club Members!

12.09.2024 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While our gyro-spheres are great for getting to know our dinosaur friends up close and personal, please save getting to know yourselves for our beautifully appointed guest rooms at several of our wonderful hotels! Now serving a late brunch!

11.09.2024 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Future 'Ranger Ron and the Rincheria' shows have been canceled for the foreseeable future, as Ranger Ron has had a personal emergency.

Please come to our office to see how best we can assist you if you were present at the last scheduled Ranger Ron show.

10.09.2024 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know?:

Doors marked "DO NOT ENTER" are not to be entered by anyone but park staff! Just a friendly reminder.

Also, our digital park map has been updated to include four new First Aid stations! Failure to seek treatment shall be considered a waiver of liability! :D

10.09.2024 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't be a Mega-snore-us! Start the school year off right with the kids, have an early vacation! Check out our family packages, and all-day-one-pay meal cards!

FAQ: We do not serve dinosaur meat.

08.09.2024 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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