Evey Winters

When it rains my. Joints hurt.
Threw my back out. When I burped.
Left my ibuprofen by the stairs
Great now how can I get down there?

SAY IT AINT SO I CANNOT NO
SOMEONE PLEASE GO GET ME MY PHONE
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
LET ME PASS ALONE

Hey I’m the woman doing that data analysis on Charlie Kirk and his hate speech. The first article from that is out now.

open.substack.com/pub/eveywint...

No? Where did you learn rhetoric and can you get your money back? You’re like… really not good at this.

None of that changes the underlying nature of identity vs ideology.

People don’t come out as republicans in the classical sense. They may become republicans but ideology and identity are not the same thing.

So not only is my answer “no,” the entire premise of conversion therapy wouldn’t apply to political ideology.

The Five Real Questions to Ask Trans Children When They Come Out To You The parenting books and all the advice from your fellow parents never really prepare you for everything, do they?

Just in time for Pride. A lot of y’all are about to find out some stuff about your kids. Now’s a good time to prepare yourself for that convo. open.substack.com/pub/eveywint...

Yeah in the group just use the word “admin”

Ok I guess I’ll just freeze without my socks because that’s too cute.

We really did collectively lose our minds that day as a nation. Didn’t we?

I don’t support for profit medicine but I have to tell you i really think pharmaceutical companies are sleeping on “he is risen” as a coupon code for ED meds.

You know what’s cooler than ICE?

Protecting your neighbors against being kidnapped by them.

All I’m saying is The Powerpuff girls are made from sugar, spice, and everything nice plus some random ass chemical X and nobody tells them they’re not allowed to use the ladies bathroom.

They’re biologically a sentient breakfast cereal but SURE act like I’m the problem.

If there’s one thing that’ll turn me into an absolute bitch in the internet, it’s people being both pedantic with me **and** vapidly wrong

Starting a pot shop and pottery business. I’m calling it 420GlazeIt

Everything Trump touches turns to crap.

He’s got a real Mierdas touch.

A lot of y’all are like “actually they’re only women if they’re born in the woman region of France. Otherwise they’re just sparkling targets,” and it’s super disappointing.

Is Midol gender affirming care? In this essay I will explore why man-flu would be less of an issue if men would stop being little bitches about it and use the pink pain pills.

People are like “you are a professional writer, you’re so smart” and I’m afraid to tell them that the only way I can remember the difference between heroin and heroine is that the extra e is for estrogen but they both make me weak in the knees.

I’ve got more where that came from today.

Guys like crypto because they desperately need the thrill of something going down on them when they least expect it.

On this we agree. But in electing and empowering people who desire real progress we should pay attention that we are not empowering people who merely move from war to war

Another reminder not to misuse this information *cough*

Canadians, please read. This report on election interference will be shared tomorrow.

Drawing titled FORMATION OF AN OXBOW LAKE 3 diagrams depicting the formation of an oxbow lake. The diagrams are labelled as follows: First diagram: build up of anger and resentment Gradual erosion good relations Second diagram: awkward dinner party increasingly passive-aggressive exchanges Third diagram (where the oxbow lake has formed): piss off then I'll manage just fine without you

Formation of an oxbow lake

I dare you to say to me that the international and local consequences of her loss are worth worth it. Say it with your whole chest. People need to see who they are to you: sacrifices for your ideology.

And you don’t get to act like you didn’t say that. You helped make this mess. You’re part of the dysfunctional system that created a fascist government with very few if any remaining checks and balances.

Like I want to remind you that you hated Harris so much that you said “whatever happens is worth it to teach her a lesson.”