Randy

Turns out having a party with half naked hoochie girls in giant champagne glasses while people starve is wildly unpopular.

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Young women have had it with your shit.

FUN FACT:

My favorite part of tonight's election results is that all three of the major trump endorsements (Ciattarelli, Miyares, and Cuomo) LOST bigly.

And trump handed out 53 down-ballot endorsements in New Jersey and Virginia. THEY ALL LOST.

Every. Last. One.

FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.

No fucking kidding.

Hey, maybe there is somebody better than #ChuckSchumer

PRO TIP: This is not a winning message.

Source: Last night's election results, FAFO.

Some will get it,

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The secretive donor circle that lifted JD Vance is now rewriting MAGA’s future Chris Buskirk put tech elites in power in Trump’s Washington. His efforts are grounded in a controversial theory: An “aristocracy” is needed to move the country forward.

rightwing guy inherits insurance empire from his dad.

struck with revelation that the rich should run everything! "a proper elite that takes care of the country".

builds JD vance from dust to ensure just that.

profits!

gets wapo treatment as a big thinker.

www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

A bit of laughter here as we all need it in these times. 🤣

Nancy Mace

Nancy Mace sports a pearl necklace and brass nipples.

Federal employees like air traffic controllers are not being paid. Food aid is being cut for our neediest citizens. Republican Mike Johnson has adjourned the House for weeks. Why are they getting paid when hard working federal employees aren’t?

Why does the Justice Department get to dictate policy to Congress?

It’s almost like we don’t have separate branches of government anymore…

Erika and JD

Many people are saying JD Vance will ditch his Hindu bride Usha for “grieving widow” Erika Kirk before a run for president.

It's starting to seem more and more like His Magasty had final cut over 60 Minutes. We are so truly and deeply fucked.

Anyone Surprised @cbsnews.com required @60minutes.bsky.social to turn Lie-A-Tollah’s interview into bootlickfest?

CA voters: Vote Yes on Prop 50 & text friends to VOTE YES 🗽

To defend democracy & stop #Felon vote YES on Prop 50: The Election Rigging Response Act-it is a measured, careful, & TEMPORARY redistricting that neutralizes 🦆 attempt to rig the 2026 elections via Texas. Your yes vote is super important!

VICTORY IN VALHALLA FOR KASH!!!!!!

Nothing more to see here.

Rolling Stone headline.

Facts.

Big Oil’s Three-Decade Plot to Kill America’s Clean Energy Revolution In 1988, the U.S. was in prime position to dominate the industry for decades to come. But thanks to fossil fuel giants, China is instead the world’s superpower in renewables.

Big Oil’s Three-Decade Plot to Kill America’s Clean Energy Revolution newrepublic.com/article/2020... via @newrepublic.com

Trump family raked in more than $800million from sales of crypto assets in the first half of 2025 alone.

Trump sons are doing non stop money making in foreign countries

www.reuters.com/investigatio...

Yes, but you see, the U.K. doesn’t have sycophants like Mike Johnson.

Politicians like Zohran Mamdani get out there and mingle with the people they want to vote for them. These politicians are more in touch with voters and their concerns.

Self-important, unstable Nancy Mace, on the other hand, uses cops to keep voters at a distance when she goes through an airport.

Obama: I believe in an America where we don't fear each other. But look out for each other. And if we want that story to continue. If we believe in that better story. We need leaders who believe in it too.

Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.