GUZMA!

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𝐔𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫
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TEMP . PIN

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[Sigh, taking a hit.]

FUCK MY BIG CHUNGUS BAKA LIFE.

[The four enter, and immediately get comfy. The grunts set up the switch 2, Plumeria opens the snacks, and Guzma's packing the bong.]

Heheh... you ain't partied until you've partied with us!

WHERE'S THE GRUNT WHO HAS THE LONG TRENCHCOAT FULL OF WEED.

I NEED HIM HERE ASAP.

WHERE IN TH' FUCK DID I PUT MY ROLLIN' PAPER.

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((ballin out

Fuck that guy. I'd show him a thing or two if he lived in Alola.

Eh. [Shrug.]

Mmm. So. How's everythin'?

Shit, he better not strike me dead. . .

[Mumbled as he chews.]

You think I remember the fuckin' strain name? No idea. Plums picked it up. Good shit, thought I saw Arceus fer a sec when it hit.

Yo, Team Skull's heading to the Pride Parade in Hau'oli City! Y'all best be prepared to stand with us flyin' our colors!

[Painting a bisexual flag on his cheek.]

[CRACKING the bag open and sniffing like a wary animal. Puts one in his mouth.]

...It's aight. Thanks.

[Staring at the brand.]

Th'fuck are these.

[ High as balls right now.]

[Here's Guzma, with his admin Plumeria, a female grunt, and a male grunt.]

Ayyy, it's ya boy!

[Holding up a HUGE bag of weed and a bong, the grunts have the snacks in the convenience store bags around their arms.]

[KNOCKING ON @introvertere.bsky.social 's DOOR SUPER FUCKING LOUD. BAFF BAFF BAFF!]

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!

Well, ya can't fight that shit, Plum. The one thing I've learned is that you can't make people change.

Ya did? Well, easy solution. Move on. Don't bother her. Let her live her life. Sure, her perception of ya may be a bit warped, but that's jus' life sometimes. We drift apart sometimes with the wrong image of the other person in our minds. Accept that yer wrong and grow from it.

. . . Then apologize. Write her a letter or somethin'. Like, genuinely apologizin'. No bullshit, just explain how you were wrong 'n shit.

. . . Gonna stunt on you so hard.

Nobody beats Ya Boy Guzma! Bring it, smallfry!

What do you THINK you did wrong?

[Guzma knew Plumeria like he knew himself; like the back of his own hand. Surely, he'd be able to help her somehow.]

[Hand on her shoulder.]

No need t'be embarrassed or anythin', Ya boy's had his fair share of exes with bitter endings.

[He'd reassure, opening his jacket and pulling out a bag of those sour airhead bites she likes.]

Here, might be a bit melted.

Third question. Romantic issue or nah?

Hmmm...

[He leans his head back against the arm of the couch, thinking.]

Did the bad shit between y'all happen before Team Skull or during?

[Lighting up and ripping a fatty hit off of it. Hands the bong to her as he's exhaling smoke.]

First question. Is it a person that's making you feel this way?