Fire Marshal Bill

A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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I've basically lost all faith in a God that requires prayers to do good

But for Dolly, I'll pray like a Saint that just took their vows.

Nah, making the hard "R" sound is more likely

"I think it’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some falling from window deaths every single year so that we can have the windows to view our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational."

bart simpson says " what an odd thing to say " while sitting in a car ALT: bart simpson says " what an odd thing to say " while sitting in a car

I don't know anything about this person you keep asking me about, who I also wished well when she was initially imprisoned.

But I know nothing about her.

You said she was convicted of child sex crimes? Maybe I'll talk to the DOJ about pardoning her. P Diddy asked for one.

"With all due respect" is how I know I don't need to respect what you're about to say.

Fascists need an enemy to fight, even if they have to make one up.

#FuckICE

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The same people who claim changing your legal name from your birth name doesn't actually change who you are, are now saying the US military is no longer what it was because of a name change.

I'm pretty sure choke-hold piggy-back rides are not taught as a restraint tactic in any law enforcement academy.

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Who made the Afghanistan withdrawal plan with the Taliban?

The richest man on earth and the White House are calling for suspension of our Constitution and an authoritarian seizure of our co-equal Judiciary branch by our Executive branch.

Americans, Conservative and Republican, reject dictatorship. We know the poison it brings and we do not want it.

So... he only cares about this because of the potential effect on the midterms.

He's once again demanding media companies conduct business favorable to his party and regime.

But don't dare call them authoritarian fascists.

Trump owes his 2016 victory to Comey.

Yet in the Confederate States of Trump, you're disposable as soon as you're no longer valuable to the regime.

Raid of church leader’s Florida mansion reveals 57 forced laborers, feds say The victims, called “armor bearers” by the church, are threatened with damnation if they fail to meet their quotas, federal officials say.

#MeanwhileInMichigan

JFC! 😮

There’s so much to unpack here from the grift, sexual abuse (& hypocritical forced Plan B) to straight up modern day slavery!

Bottom line: “Cash for Christ” is always a scam. Beware anyone selling God for profit.

#TaxTheChurches

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Was Kirk a Christian Nationalist?

“We must defend the Christian heritage and institutions that gave birth to America. Christianity is the key, irreplaceable element. If we lose it, it’s not so much that America will fall, it’s that America will become evil.” - Charlie Kirk May 8, 2024 on X

The real "taking the Lord's name in vain."

That graph needs a giant increase after "social media invented."

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The anti-censorhip conference was censored, because of a law the UT GOP passed.

The same UT GOP who are proposing renaming a street after Charlie Kirk for being a martyr against censorship.

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The guy responsible for closing global markets is the guy who is best capable of opening global markets?

So they see themselves as the mystical embodiment of death and destruction?

And they celebrate that?

It's like the school bullies are going through a Goth phase.

Wouldn't the objective truth include that Republicans hold majorities in both the House and Senate, as well as control the SCOTUS and White House?

How is the minority party responsible for the majority party's failure?

Aside from racism, how would one patient in the ER know the immigration status of any other patient?

No, he can't. There is no clause in the constitution or law that grants POTUS these powers, even during a funding shutdown.

But that would require the GOP majorities in Congress and SCOTUS to stop him.

POTUS can't cut departments and programs created by Congress.

But the Republican Congress and SCOTUS aren't going to stop him. They're handing over supreme authority to Trump in exchange for their Christian Nationalist dreams coming true.