Heck 🏴‍☠️🍆💦🔞

thank you :3 I'm happy with how it turned out, I was trying to get the cords back from the cat the whole time I was making it lmao

if you've ever noticed that all my photos are out of focus it's bc my phone is Old and Bad and also my eyes are munted so I genuinely can't tell sometimes 😅

I had that ADHD thing yesterday where I was so restless and understimulated that I felt like I was gonna lose my shit or something so I learned how to make basic paracord bracelets lol

did you see that a band left the tour on the last night specifically because of Chad recently? first the AAF thing and now this. wtf is going on ☹️

I did but I'm afraid I'm not really a fan of Chad's vocals 😭🫣 and I'll believe they're coming to Aus when I see it lol, the way their last couple tours have gone with other bands doesn't inspire much confidence 😞

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🫂🫂🫂 I'm so sorry you're going through it too. I hope you have good people around you who understand and care. 🫂🫂🫂

YouTube video by Nyarlathotep-X Foreign Objects-Disengage the Simulator

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YouTube video by CKY - Topic To All of You

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feeling a bit nostalgic

a red panda is walking across a lush green field of grass . ALT: a red panda is walking across a lush green field of grass .

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sorry to vent. dealing with constant headaches, body pain,fatigue makes me feel really depressed but I'm still trying to keep my head up and stick to a routine. I'm so worn out though. I'm booked in for an MRI in Dec & I have an appointment with ophthalmology this month. I'm fucking tired

I wish I could remember what I was like before covid. after it I remember saying to someone that I didn't mentally feel the same anymore but I couldn't figure out what was different exactly, just that I felt different. I don't think I ever bounced back mentally, & I definitely didn't physically

For a bit I forgot that the current political movement was won with a weak minority and is managed by annoying dorks who nobody likes who have terrible vibes. This video has 1.3 million likes and is a good reminder that better things are possible, even for those of us outside NYC. A good night!

🥰😍 it's such a fascinating concept for an au even before the monster stuff is added!

Cartoony drawing of a shirtless Izzy Hands from Our Flag Means Death. He's reclining on the floor against a wall with his left arm behind his head in a seductive manner. A bright orange light is emitting from his right, shaping the creases of his beefy, naturally muscular body. He's holding his sword in his right hand, pointed towards the floor away from him. His thighs are spread, left stump pointed towards the viewer, and resting next to him is his unicorn prosthetic leg which he has taken off for now. The colours are very sunset-like.

I was in the mood for a beefy, seductive Izzy. I wanted to experiment with lighting, as well.

(warning: non-explicit sexy pose)

#art #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #ofmdfanart #izzyhands

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF.

Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎉

Fanart of Kirby as Calico Jack in season 1 from Our Flag Means Death. They're holding a whip in one hand and a bottle of rum in the other. They're slightly drunk as well. In the background is the wheel for the anchor with broken bottles on top of it, and to the right a bunch of empty bottles of rum littering the deck. Canonballs are stacked in the shape of a dick. Clouds are seen in the background, on of them phallic shaped. The art is done in a pale yellow hue for the art challenge Huevember.

Day 3 : Calico Jack

#Kirby #ofmd #ofmdfanart #huevember2025

this is a profap account antifaps dni!!

Sent this in a DM earlier but I think some of you CJ lovers will enjoy too...

Thinking about Ben's omegawives Izzy and Jack. Jack who is too tall and gangly to be anyone's first choice for a bonded omega, whose family is long past ready to find him an alpha and get him off their hands. (1/5)

Non-stop Nut November

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

Graphic showing a digital drawing of Izzy Hands against a background of flowers and swallows, below this is the name umulata. Next to him are the words: A year of belonging. $24 physical calendar $9 digital. Below that are 14 circles showing a variety of art of Izzy Hands and unicorns. Under the circles are the names: Cliopadraart, MegaDucko, Hyaha-ha-ha, gentleranium, Im_rights, KittyMewes, lostinthebabylon, neopessimist, sam_whatever, ADHDedteach, sensationseeking, cecillusive, asisherright, and WaldosAkimbo.

A Year of Belonging -
A calendar for charity; all proceeds split between Lambda Literary (a non-profit dedicated to amplifying LGBT+ storytelling) & Grassroots Gaza (a mutual aid initiative for Palestinians).
Pre-order through Nov. 13!
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

thank you!! 🥰💗 he could be a playgirl centrefold model 🤤

ee thank youuu!!🥰😍 making it felt like the sketch session with Lucius that totally happened off-screen that we never got to see. then Izzy stole it & pinned it up in his bunk 😏

Someday I shall make a post without atypo. Today is not that day.

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

Digital color drawing of Izzy Hands with a speech bubble above him that reads: Only one more sleep until Year of Belonging calendar pre-sale starts.

TOMORROW!

aaa thank you!! 🥰 I'm constantly recruiting for the CJ fanclub this is propoganda 😆💗

Digital color drawing of Calico Jack Rackham from our flag means death. He's reclining on the ground left leg folded under his bent right one. He's wearing his light blue neckerchief and has red fabric draped over his thighs. His monster dong is exposed with its gorgeous piercing. His right nipple is pierced. He holds a brown glass bottle in his left hand. He's giving the viewer a smoldering look. Some of his tattoos are on display: a swallow on his right hip crease, a pair of red lips on the top of his right thigh, his whip going back and forth down his right arm. - caption by StarSwallow

a belated bday pressie for my pal @starswallow.bsky.social !!! Love youu!! 💗💗💗💗💗
#arttag #calicajackofmd #ofmdnsfw