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Retired attorney, loves cats, tweets for his own amusement, not interested in trolls, rudeness, or the uninformed; trying to have sarcastic fun. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Donald Trump spent the day playing golf in a stupid hat.

08.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
oil price graph

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Trump doesn't want to say the real reasons he plunged the US into an ill-advised war

He saw the chance to appease MBS and the Isrealis, while paying back his Big Oil contributors at the same time

At Americans' expense

05.03.2026 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it too early to call it a world war?

06.03.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Isn’t that a text book example of fraud?

The level of corruption in this government is astounding….

05.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

The dog is too smart to be DHS Secretary.

05.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PERFECT πŸ‘

05.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that Schumer isn't on this list is the best evidence yet for the "rotating villain" theory of Senate Democrats

05.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why poor people can’t have health care and little children starve.

05.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 758    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

This is a muffuletta in the same way a frozen cauliflower disc is a pizza.

05.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gun violence costs the United States an estimated $557 billion every year.

That is about 2.6 percent of the entire U.S. economy, or more than $1,600 per person, every year.

This cost is higher than what the federal government spends annually on education.

03.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 959    πŸ” 436    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 23

It actually doesn't matter whether this war is unpopular or not if you have a party that clearly has no intention of getting re-elected through democratic means.

02.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3710    πŸ” 837    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 31

So they elected a felon and complained when he acted like a felon.

03.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning Lorrie 🀩

03.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6
Chuck Schumer, being pointless

Chuck Schumer, being pointless

β€œYou could set a white noise machine to β€˜Fiery Chuck Schumer Speech’ and get a full eight hours”
~ John Oliver, last night πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a very, very, very dangerous thing for this country and for the entire world to have a cruel, idiotic, sociopathic madman in the White House.

03.03.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1457    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 9

Oh goodie more cops.

02.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Officials Attended a Summit of Election Deniers Who Want the President to Take Over the Midterms The meeting’s participants included Kurt Olsen, a White House lawyer charged with reinvestigating the 2020 election, and Heather Honey, the Department of Homeland Security official in charge of electi...

NEW: More evidence that those who tried to overturn the results of the 2020 election are working with Trump administration officials to set the rules for the 2026 midterms. @dougbockclark.bsky.social

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1068    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 33

There are all sorts of structural things that need to get fixed, but the most obvious and essential requires no structural change, but a cultural one:

An end to elite impunity. Real costs for flagrant misbehavior.

We have all the tools. We just never use them.

28.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

The Pentagon needs another thing to help it find the really expensive thing that shows us where other people and things are.

27.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In one four-day period in March 2025, engineers logged 205 maintenance calls. Sailors reported working up to 19-hour days to fix leaks and restore suction, with problems in a single head capable of disabling an entire section of the ship. Since 2023, the Navy has carried out at least 10 acid flushes, each costing about $400,000, though the procedure cannot be performed while the carrier is underway.

In one four-day period in March 2025, engineers logged 205 maintenance calls. Sailors reported working up to 19-hour days to fix leaks and restore suction, with problems in a single head capable of disabling an entire section of the ship. Since 2023, the Navy has carried out at least 10 acid flushes, each costing about $400,000, though the procedure cannot be performed while the carrier is underway.

The sailors on the USS Gerald Ford who keep stuffing their t-shirts into the toilets so the bathrooms flood and the carrier can’t deploy to Iran should be awarded a collective Nobel Peace Prize

27.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2906    πŸ” 738    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 60
New York Times headline

New York Times headline

This is a very misleading headline from the New York Times:

"Clinton Briefly Halts Epstein Deposition After Republican Leaks Photo."

In reality, her lawyers asked the committee to allow reporters in the room after Boebert leaked a photo of the proceedings.

26.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 652    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 20

It will never stop until we complain. People need to be shamed to be thoughtful today.

25.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something something SkyNet something

25.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 6

Ban guns. That’s the first step.

25.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quality of public transit during Mardi Gras criticized The transit advocacy organization Ride New Orleans brought together frequent riders to discuss concerns with public transport during carnival season.

Residents criticize quality of public transit during Mardi Gras veritenews.org/2026/02/24/r...

25.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Key Witness Who Disputed ICE Account of Fatal Texas Shooting Dies in Car Accident

A passenger in the car with Ruben Ray Martinez, the American citizen who was shot and killed by a federal officer in South Texas wrote that the men were trying to comply with authorities before Mr. Martinez was shot.

The passenger, Joshua Orta, died in a car accident on Saturday.
#AbolishICE #FDT

23.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Add in the second $2,000 check trump promised in 2029 and never delivered.

23.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0